Austin Flowers

Father, Husband, Sports Fan, Gamer, Dungeon Master, Nerd, Funeral Director Apprentice, Collector of epic puns and dad jokes

[Austin Flowers @DethStarDstroyr]

75% win rate is higher than it felt 😅

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

A full-circle moment for Jalen and Rick Brunson 🥹❤️

(h/t @nykvic)

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

The @USMNT faithful serenade their team with "Take Me Home, Country Roads" in Seattle 🇺🇸

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Let’s go win a World Cup

[Greg Harvey @BetweenTheNums]

Players to score in FIFA World Cup at 18 or younger: 8️⃣

Players to score in FIFA World Cup at 38 or older: 3️⃣

Players to do both: 1️⃣ - Lionel Messi.

That’s it.

[Ira Schoffel @IraSchoffel]

Never forget

[Football Performances @NFLPerformances]

2 minutes of Darnell Washington being a freak of nature.

[Warchant.com @Warchant]

Luke Loucks stated on Pardon My Take that freshman center Marcis "Baby Shaq" Ponder has already broken a hoop:

"He broke our hoop on day one. I walk in our practice facility, the hoops is sideways, like what happened, like Marcis' first workout."

https://t.co/gzFtBU4Ocu

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Michael Jordan surprised Ms. Etta, his former high school transportation coordinator, with a facetime call while she is in hospice care ❤️

Her final 'bucket list wish' was to connect with MJ one last time 🥹🐐

(via @LCFLifeCare)

[Austin Flowers @DethStarDstroyr]

@jdpickell FSU needs to close up shop. We've had a good run.

[Bill Connelly @ESPN_BillC]

A 24-team CFP is the AI of CFB: We didn't ask for it, and we're told it's inevitable despite huge unknowns.

I wrote about the impact of expansion and ditching conference title games. We don't have to do this! Four rounds and Flex Weeks: the way forward.
https://t.co/fuv10korVp

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

yes, we rly got the halo guy

[TheAIGuy @WeDoAIStuff]

Update on the 'human' appeal.

Denied.

No videos cited.
No changes specified.
No engagement with the evidence.

A generic template asking me to "refine my content" without identifying what that means.

Three template responses now. Three.
Not one piece of evidence engaged with.
Not one specific claim addressed.
Not one human assessment of the actual work.

Three years of work.
A documented production stack.
Paid commercial licensing.
154 episodes.
A 5-hour arc finale shipped this month.
A public dossier laid out 48 hours ago with receipts on every claim.

The reply: a paragraph. A template.

I've asked yet again for specifics. Until those arrive, the 90-day window is theoretical. I cannot fix what they will not name.

Episode 155 is up on Patreon later today. I will admit, it's going to be shorter than usual. Dealing with this all week ate into the time the episode would have, and I'm exhausted.
Times like this I wish I had a template I could lean on to ship faster.

The work is still there, the love is still there, and the story moves forward.
Patreon is now where this will exclusively live for early access.

Thank you to the thousands of you who made that floor real this week.
Thank you to the 100+ who joined Patreon within 24 hours.
Thank you to my 21 Demigod-tier patrons (6 in the last 48hrs) paying $75 a month each for "slop."

I'm done asking for appeals. I want the evidence. @TeamYouTube - which videos triggered this? What specifically failed compliance? If you can't name either, the decision has no basis. I cannot fix what you will not identify, and I will not pretend the 90-day window is real until you can.

[NFL @NFL]

.@NavyFB and Pittsburgh native Eli Heidenreich is taken in the 7th round by the @Steelers... and was in attendance to take in the moment ❤️

NFL Draft on NFLN/ESPN/ABC
Stream on @NFLPlus

[Austin Flowers @DethStarDstroyr]

@Warchant Just as long as he remembers that in football you need the higher number.....not the lowest 🫪🙃

[Austin Flowers @DethStarDstroyr]

@ShiinaBR Not March 16? Lol

[ACC Digital Network @theACCDN]

This play is so iconic 🤩

@FSUFootball | @Seminoles | #NoleFamily

[Austin Flowers @DethStarDstroyr]

@BleacherReport

[Austin Flowers @DethStarDstroyr]

@jdpickell FSU fans are way past angry. We're just apathetic at this point and are just hanging around in CFB Hospice until the time comes and we can be free (of Mike Norvell)

[Austin Flowers @DethStarDstroyr]

@xonebros The current smoke trail