Detlev Bronk™

Verified / A 125 year-old genius, quasi-related to Benjy Bronk of the Howard Stern Show. He is not permitted to speak my name, but you may. Ask me anything.

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@RepMGP Yes! Stop trying.

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@StephenM

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@realtalkstruth @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump I pray to God and Baby Jesus every day that the both experience spontaneous combustion, on camera of course,so we can watch over and over.

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Kamala was right about everything!

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@realTuckFrumper 20k people can't be all wrong.

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@hmitchell Maybe he could pray for Trump's good health.

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Has anyone ever seen Stephen Miller out in the sunlight?

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@Damaan4u33 I wish for spontaneous combustion, on video of course so it can be on a loop.

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Hey I have an idea. Let's spend 92 million dollars on an unnecessary parade honoring a draft dodger, while we cut Veterans benefits!

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@TaraBull808 On the contrary, we love these. It helps identify morons when we can't see you wearing the red hats. Yes, please share.

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@atensnut Either you're a moron, or you think others are morons. Land doesn't vote. But I believe you knew that.

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@Bubblebathgirl Duh. How else are the getting into the city, asshole.

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@leberz Trump is adding tariffs to an uninhibited island. And I say it's about time. Damn penguins have been ripping us off for years. Never trust a flightless bird. Surprised they didn't send JD Vance there to straighten them out.

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Trump is adding tariffs to an uninhibited island. And I say it's about time. Damn penguins have been ripping us off for years. Never trust a flightless bird. Surprised they didn't send JD Vance there to straighten them out.

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@ldroadie And good luck getting to the Social Security office to claim what's yours. THoughts and pra... Nevermind, fu*k him.

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Liberation Day? Is it January 21, 2029 already? Where has the time gone?

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I just filed a lawsuit against Elon Musk. He stole my design for his truck from me. It's identical to my Pinewood Derby car from Cub Scouts.

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@Imhisnonna @atrupar I prefer to call her Baghdad Barbie