Jonathan Haynes

Love all Detroit sports teams. Hate Michigan State, Ohio State, Duke, Pittsburgh Steelers, Pittsburgh Penguins, New York Yankees and Cleveland Cavs. GO BLUE!!!

[Detroit Free Press @freep]

Happy birthday, Detroit.

The Motor City, founded by French explorer Antoine de la Mothe Cadillac in 1701, is 325 years old. It was later officially incorporated Sept. 13, 1806.

Cheers to the D.

#theD #birthday #detroitrockcity #hockeytown #parisofthemidwest #renaissancecity #313 #motown #motorcity @cityofdetroit

[Jonathan Haynes @Detroit8374]

@bobwojnowski Why does Levert and Green play? They are trash. I would rather see you out there getting minutes in crunch time.

[Blue By 90 @bluebyninety]

Dusty May, in just his 2nd year at Michigan, just put together a statistically better season than Tom Izzo has in his entire career combined.

Michigan in 2026:

Record: 37-3
PPG: 87.3
Win Margin: 17.8 PPG
FG Percentage: 50.7%

Izzo's Best Seasons:

Record: 33-5 (1999)
PPG: 79.8 (2019)
Win Margin: 16 PPG (2019)
FG Percentage: 50.6% (2001)

[Michigan Football on UMGoBlue @UMGoBlog]

Leaders and the best 〽️ #GoBlue

[Denny Burk @DennyBurk]

There was a time when destroying the healthy reproductive organs of minor children was considered by everyone to be macabre and farcical.

This is from SNL in the 80’s. It’s incredible given what our culture has devolved to today.

I couldn’t laugh at this.

[Alumni Association of the University of Michigan @michiganalumni]

GOLD for @umichhockey alums Dylan Larkin, Quinn Hughes, Zach Werenski, and Kyle Connor! 🥇

[Jonathan Haynes @Detroit8374]

@Doritos 27

[Brandon Koretz @BrandonKoretz]

Michigan was a 22-point favorite tonight against USC — the biggest favorite against a top 25 team in the AP Poll in the last 30 years of college basketball.

Michigan won by 30 points without any starters playing the final six minutes.

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

KP Giveaway 🎱

RT for a chance to win this signed @kylepitts__ jersey!

#ProBowlVote

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

Kirko Giveaway!

RT for a chance to win this signed @KirkCousins8 throwback mini helmet!

[Jonathan Haynes @Detroit8374]

@ttwentyman We have 3 timeouts when Philly got that first down with a minute left. Why didn’t we use them to give us a shot to score before the half?

[Jonathan Haynes @Detroit8374]

@BarstoolBigCat Almost as bad as yours picks on sports advisors every week.

[Jonathan Haynes @Detroit8374]

KDFL Episode 7.3: Will the Lumberjacks go chopping in Nocatee? https://t.co/IUCZrrttvN via @YouTube

#fantasyfootball #football #BillsMafia #OnePride #RiseUp #raiders

[Jonathan Haynes @Detroit8374]

Please don't ever let @ryanwhitney6 be a captain again. He selected the worst possible team imaginable. #askdave #writercup

[Jonathan Haynes @Detroit8374]

Please don't ever let @ryanwhitney6 be a captain again. He selected the worst possible team imaginable. #askdave #writercup

[Greg Harvey @BetweenTheNums]

Michigan (@UMichAthletics) becomes the FIRST SCHOOL EVER to have a 1st round selection in each of the same year's NBA, NFL, NHL, & MLB drafts.

[Jonathan Haynes @Detroit8374]

Tarik Skubal is filthy. #tigers #SundayNightBaseball

[Jonathan Haynes @Detroit8374]

@JeffDLowe BON JOVI is a band you moron. How did you let the Ryders and Chicago get by with saying that?

[Hayes Fawcett @Hayesfawcett3]

BREAKING: Elite 2025 OT Ty Haywood has Committed to Michigan, he tells me for @on3recruits

The 6’6 310 OT from Denton, TX was previously Committed to Alabama

“Go Blue
HO〽️E”

https://t.co/uFhAUz12To

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

This is the first and likely the last time I’ll retweet an ad, but I love it.