Benji Rosenzweig

Detroit- Commercial RealEstate- Special Needs Dad- #UmphreysMcGee fanatic- order changes frequently. I had a Twitter acct since 2008, got hacked & started Fresh

[Benji Rosenzweig @DetroitBenji]

@kirkpinhoCDB That will buff out

[Benji Rosenzweig @DetroitBenji]

@sengi29 Congrats! Now do it again next week!

[Benji Rosenzweig @DetroitBenji]

This is wonderful

[Jay Farner @JDFarner]

Today, the @GilbertFamilyFd joined PENSOLE Academy in announcing the return of our city’s HBCU, the Lewis College of Business. The focus on design fills a critical gap in education. Thanks & congrats to our team members who helped see the project through! https://t.co/NoTbxJwqHU

[Benji Rosenzweig @DetroitBenji]

Good looking

[Colliers Detroit @ColliersDetroit]

Ben Hubert & Ben Rosenzweig have been awarded the exclusive listing at 1201 Bagley Street in Detroit, Michigan.

Ben Hubert
248 540 0000 Ext 1864
[email protected]

Benji Rosenzweig
248 540 0000 Ext 1866
[email protected]

More Information: https://t.co/oIo6chj5dp

[Benji Rosenzweig @DetroitBenji]

Seems totally calm

[Annalise Frank @annalise_frank]

The Detroit "haunted" jail Airbnb that was, and then wasn't:

A suburban businessman worked on a nearly 100yr old police building for 8yrs & made it into a destination for paranormal tours, investigations — illegally.

https://t.co/9RmKvLu8qa

[Benji Rosenzweig @DetroitBenji]

I agree with zero hesitation

[CC @SayItToMeCC]

I like slow llama better than fast llama. There i said it

[Benji Rosenzweig @DetroitBenji]

Working on a 40k+ sqft #Cannabis #RealEstate deal. We found in the document that the landlord’s responsibilities included making sure there are no “pot holes in the parking” which needed to be corrected to “Potholes”. That’s a #Freudian slip if I’ve ever seen one! #brokerProblems

[Benji Rosenzweig @DetroitBenji]

Ugh #ShitStupidSellersSay

[Joe Pohlen @joepohlen]

Seller told me he wanted $5 to $5.5 million. I underwrote the deal and felt comfortable at $5.25 million. He just called and said we are millions apart!

[Benji Rosenzweig @DetroitBenji]

Dude. You can do so much better than Diet Coke! Try a Faygo or Dr. Browns

[Chris Powers @fortworthchris]

There’s a lot I’d give up before I gave up Diet Coke.

[Benji Rosenzweig @DetroitBenji]

With. Out. Question. #Phish

[Joel Cummins 🎹 @goldlikejoel]

I assume people in some corner here are still arguing about 3.0 or 4.0. After this week the answer is clear. Goofy Fishman samples define the shift to the new @phish sound everyone loves & is talking about.

[Benji Rosenzweig @DetroitBenji]

Say it louder for the people in the back!

[Benji Rosenzweig @DetroitBenji]

Not gonna argue with that one!

[⏱📋David Steinberg⏱📋 @zzyzx]

When Mike is posting celebratory post show video clips, you know they're in a good space right now.

[Benji Rosenzweig @DetroitBenji]

@goldlikejoel Was that @joeyfeldman ‘s piano?

[Benji Rosenzweig @DetroitBenji]

Thanks @goldlikejoel from @umphreysmcgee for delivering this #cameo for the #MuchObliged community and our daily gratitude list! #phellowship #osaat #wharfrats

[Benji Rosenzweig @DetroitBenji]

1) don’t call me sis
2) I’m sad that you don’t get a #seinfeld reference
3) its ok to #microdose on possibly toxic sticky stuff? #starbucks

[Benji Rosenzweig @DetroitBenji]

getting @starbucks for a meeting, I asked for toppers, The barista put stickers on the lids. I said “do you know if the sticky stuff is safe? a friend Susan Ross passed away after licking envelopes” she replied “I don’t know sir, but it’s a minuscule amount of sticky stuff” 1/2

[Benji Rosenzweig @DetroitBenji]

Do you need us to send help?

[Chris Powers @fortworthchris]

Yesterday I took a 30 minute phone call without my AirPods, like a psychopath would.

[Benji Rosenzweig @DetroitBenji]

So good!!!!

[Goose @goosetheband]

2 years ago today 🍑❤️ https://t.co/goOmGnCT8c

[Benji Rosenzweig @DetroitBenji]

Can any car enthusiasts out there help me identify this vehicle? #ModelA ? #ModelT ? It was right by the #henryford museum in Milwaulkee Junction as I was showing a building #OnlyInDetroit

[Benji Rosenzweig @DetroitBenji]

Good suggestion

[Moses Kagan @moseskagan]

If you have big ambitions & you’re not following @drgurner, you’re doing the wrong thing.

She’s the no bullshit voice you wish you had in your head.