Clinton Carpenter

Drummer who pulled landscaping duty and a heavy sleeper

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

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[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Nobody wants to talk about this side of the issue.

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

This is hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣

"It took my mom 40 weeks to get me here. It took my dad 13 seconds."

[Clinton Carpenter @DetroitDanny]

@Timeryders @elonmusk We could start with the $3.7 Billion the Fed gives to Elon’s SpaceX program!

[Clinton Carpenter @DetroitDanny]

Can someone please explain to me how drug dealers are put in prison for years and are somehow able to deal drugs in prison and our tax dollars pay for while prison companies profit?

[Clinton Carpenter @DetroitDanny]

@NuanceBro He’s part of a long list of reasons why nothing ever gets done! Age and term limits, as well as doing away with funding necessities. The only reason they exist is clearly bribery.

[Clinton Carpenter @DetroitDanny]

@frankie_detroit 1000000000000%

[Clinton Carpenter @DetroitDanny]

@heyitscaseymae Flix and dix 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Clinton Carpenter @DetroitDanny]

@hodgetwins Florida 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Clinton Carpenter @DetroitDanny]

This Rail Co will go on making profits and no one will be charged because that’s just how capitalism works. Profit over people.

[PropaGandalf 🌾 @xghostnotesx]

Ohio state police arrested a journalist for reporting on a chemical fire caused by a rail company that successfully lobbied against rail safety regulations

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Can we get a "Go Birds"?

[Clinton Carpenter @DetroitDanny]

@Talyn777 @RonFilipkowski Damn spray tan.

[Clinton Carpenter @DetroitDanny]

@kracker_addict @unclekracker @UncleKrackerNet Thank you for the kind words!

[Clinton Carpenter @DetroitDanny]

@RepKatiePorter Winner

[Clinton Carpenter @DetroitDanny]

@TheKrothRoads @tedcruz @HerschelWalker Precisely! Installing their puppets. This is why gov’t needs term limits

[Clinton Carpenter @DetroitDanny]

@c_w_d101 @GoodPoliticGuy @POTUS just proved it.

[Clinton Carpenter @DetroitDanny]

@GoodPoliticGuy Yeah, @POTUS lost this one! What’s crazy is you don’t hear any freemarket capitalists whining about the gov’t picking winners and losers when it’s in a corporations favor. Joe really shit the bed. I hope the @DNC runs another candidate, because they just lost a lot of votes.

[Clinton Carpenter @DetroitDanny]

@frankie_detroit If you can eject that ping pong balls should be no problem.

[Clinton Carpenter @DetroitDanny]

@CalltoActivism They’re thieves.

[Clinton Carpenter @DetroitDanny]

@BoliouLou @BisquitsButtery @benshapiro If you have to say “They have loads of it(freedom)”, you obviously recognize that there’s a difference.