Metro Detroit Roomies

we all hate you ♥️

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*coughs hitting joint* wait stop i need a bud light

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I don't have games on my phone but I respect that you do

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they weren't firefighters they were swedish twinks

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Jesus if you love me let me handle my liquor

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I can't go I have ugly toes

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i thought you were talking about beef the meat

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I ran to the cat food aisle earlier to find peace in the grocery store. I said anyone who comes here will be cool

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@turner_holly all hail

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the governor is buying nathan an xbox

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@pachel18 hot

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everyone has to be in love with me or i'll kill myself

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i'm 16 i have to call the cops

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He might be gay he follows Britney Spears

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give us some coke and let us change the world

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An astrologer told me once I should get into sex work