living la vida deuces (The Deuces Podcast)

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We believe in quality, not quantity. #TrustTheDeuces

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No outlet in the country will cover a team with as many contributors as @5ReasonsSports will cover the Heat this season.

Follow there to find all of them.

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BREAKING: Sources tell the Deuces that the Miami Heat are "working on something." They caution that things are still fluid.

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Deuces. Perhaps my least favorite Heat roster of all time.

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The worst insult is Mike Ryan in general. The Deuces Podcast Network is tremendously successful. No, we are not trying to get hired by the Heat. When you reach the rusty gates of Hell, say hi to Art Briles and tell them we sent you.

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#poll Worst insult?

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No. #WeHadItFirst

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The Mad God Andy has turned the 14th roster spot into a "two-way plus" to maximize their ability to duck the second apron. Salute!

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We've been saying for months that Kyle Lowry will be the opening night starting point guard. We had it first. We're sorry. We don't like it any more than you do.

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Because @miaheatbeat is too lazy, we're doing a live postgame show to break down the game! DM us your credit card info to join the fun

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#WeHadItFirst

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Folks, it ain't happening... Enjoy the outdoors.

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#WeHadItFirst

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Sources tell the Deuces, this _might_ be the week Dame is traded, but it's a tense situation that "could go either way."

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Sources tell the Deuces, this _might_ be the week Dame is traded, but it's a tense situation that "could go either way."

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@HeatRevengeSzn Cronin freebases cocaine. Do you need a diagram?

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Folks, it ain't happening... Enjoy the outdoors.

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We have the probe to the grindstone trying to find out all the details. Stay tuned.

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The Dame to Miami trade might be complete by the time you wake up, but it could take a little longer. It will get done, however, barring any last minute head injuries, demonic possessions, or freebasing benders. Remember, we had it first.

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We can also report that the Heat are preparing a trade package. It *could* include draft picks, draft pick swaps, young prospects, and expiring contracts. It might not. It's up to Portland to figure out what's in the offer.

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@courtcorner @GregSylvander @HPbasketball @5OTF_ We're just laughing at everyone claiming to know how leverage works when the most they've ever negotiated is getting their children to eat vegetables.

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Sources tell the @DeucesPodcast that the Dame-to-Miami trade could be done as soon as next week but because of all the moving pieces, might take longer than that.

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Our podcast about idiotic business decision is Deuce Equis. Today's topic: Joe Cronin.

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Everyone relax and enjoy the rest of the summer