It is with a heavy heart that the burden falls upon me to inform friends and family that Sardonis Delacroix the First has suffered from head, handpaw and footpaw trauma, rendering him unsafe to entertain the masses.
Though the bodysuit narrowly avoided the same fate of being forgotten in a sealed moist container, professionals are working around the clock in hopes of salvaging the afflicted body parts, but the outlook is grim.
For the time being, Caliber Delacroix will be filling his role.