Kevin

Writer on the critically acclaimed movie Shrek 2 • Now @eBay SWE

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@shriyanevatia Ask to down grade to a no annual fee card.

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@niaababyyyy @hibaB3N @3791Npc @patiencerclarke @Bornakang So, making it out of other store bought candy is better how? Does that not have its own chemicals?

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@EweFartlow @JEHutton @StephenKing What's a school shuter?

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@CocoBunny78 Thank you! I begrudgingly finished S1 hoping it got better but it never did... then I tried to watch S2 thinking maybe everyone's talking about THIS season only. Didn't make it past the first episode, it's somehow even worse. How is there any hype... how is it winning awards?!?!

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What am I doing wrong, because #WhiteLotus is a terrible show?? Is it not?

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I went out to pick up dinner. Let's see if I have a job when I get back...

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I feel bad for the Twitter people... I'm glad I didn't take the job last year. I feel like if your recruiter and their team suddenly lose their jobs right before they send you the official offer... that's a bad omen... and here we are.

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@devdaniel @jnfingerle @RadekCdydd @SixTwoPoo @elonmusk @langdon @EricFrohnhoefer @pokemoniku Also includes, but not limited to, cleaning up legacy Code that's no longer used. Often times, code's just left in the code base once the the feature is dead due to management prioritizing new feature work instead of keeping the app lean and performant.

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To think, if I had just signed a different online paper last year... I could be facing being fired tomorrow.

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I love nothing more than being woken up at 4am to screaming and not being sure it's screaming because I'm so fucking tired.

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Why BR make the traveler pants so expensive... maybe its time to go back to the 501s???

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@almeezyuh @Spotify I had this happen with prime. Idk if spotify does similar, but amazon extended the student membership for another year or 2 after I emailed them.

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I killed the interview today!

As in, I told the guy listen lets just end it here.

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I just want to say... it's 5am now and I've watched the whole show 🤯 thanks for the recommendation @kefimochi!

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@kefimochi Thanks!! I'll check it out!

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@kefimochi Thriller TV shows? Got any recs?

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@ChloeCondon You're insinuating that "boolean" doesn't rhyme with Jolene... You could delete this tweet and be right.

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When does my DJI Mini 3 get here?!

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Is it just me... or is this a big yikes? @amazon #hiring #yikes
#Amazon employees are dispensable...

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@brennadactyl Last night I got 30 calls between 2:45am and 8am for pagerduty alerts on a pool that doesn't receive prod traffic. 🥴