Devin Smurthwaite

[Devin Smurthwaite @DevJen]

Your child might get too much screen time if they refer to the splash pad as a “splash iPad”

[Devin Smurthwaite @DevJen]

@emily_speas Brink

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JK. But this isn’t TX little league 😅

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At my nephew’s baseball game and honestly I’m more interested in shirts v skins men’s soccer game at the other end of the park

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I know that there is a lot more that goes into gun policy than I am aware of, but can the left and right really not work together to make it a little more difficult for not mentally stable people to get their hands on guns?

[Devin Smurthwaite @DevJen]

@AmoyTubig What can I say, I’m a “sweet, sweet spirit”

[Devin Smurthwaite @DevJen]

Grateful I muted the Suns game and chose to listen to the #WWdevo

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President Nelson denounced prejudice: “Labels can lead to judging and animosity. Any abuse or prejudice towards another because of nationality, race, sexual orientation, gender, educational degrees, culture or other significant identifiers is offensive to our Maker.” #wwdevo

[Devin Smurthwaite @DevJen]

@EliMcCann Even with GPS, Dallas’ perpetually under construction freeways are extremely difficult to navigate. DFW airport is also a nightmare.

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My daughter just called the Chicago Bulls the “Scary Cows”

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Listening to @HowIBuiltThis with @coinbase founder, Brian Armstrong. Super interesting. A fantastic listen for crypto investors or struggling entrepreneurs. #cryptocurrency

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My daughter just called the beast from “Beauty and the Beast” a scary goat. I think she nailed it.

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KC - 2022 Playoff OT coin toss champions.

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The guy speaking in Sacrament mtg is literally telling us all the mission rules he broke. “We’ll ask for forgiveness later” Pure gold. #twitterstake

[Devin Smurthwaite @DevJen]

How playing w my 3yo goes:
Izzy: mama, no this *unclear gesture*
Me: what?
Izzy: this!
Me: what?!
Izzy: this!
Me: I don’t know what you want!

*we both cry then go get donuts*

[Devin Smurthwaite @DevJen]

@emily_speas Oh man, that sucks!

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Hunger Games came out while I was on a mission. Watching it for the first time now… WTF

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This game is not worth staying up for.

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My three year old’s preschool is shutdown for the week. Probably a good opportunity to potty train her. Pray for me.

[Devin Smurthwaite @DevJen]

GEORGIA. Yessssss. @AmoyTubig on a scale of 1 to Pharrell, how happy are you right now?