Devin McDermott

Aspiring re-enactment actor. Red Panda enthusiast.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

-cis straight white airplane pilot
-cis straight white helicopter pilot
-cis straight white air traffic controller
-cis straight white FAA administrator fired by cis straight white president and cis straight white billionaire

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Sorry you can't afford to own a home, we had to beat China in the race to develop a better plagiarism app

[Devin McDermott @DevMcD]

@jakepaul Enough of this Jacob.

[Devin McDermott @DevMcD]

@aaron_bowles This is who I am now.

[Devin McDermott @DevMcD]

Need to document that I watched Lisa Frankenstein and Notting Hill tonight. Which both suspiciously end with the same visuals. Man reading book to woman laying in his lap on a park bench. Don’t know what this mean, it if means something.

[Devin McDermott @DevMcD]

@KatherineLeszcz Get it together PEOPLE!!!!

[Devin McDermott @DevMcD]

The most hypocritical thing about me is that I love Ant but dislike MJ. I will not be taking any questions at this time.

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

Ant vs. @KingHenry_2 meet in the A gap.

who wins? 😂

[Devin McDermott @DevMcD]

Still thinking about @Ascottcurry saying “sometimes she makes me sing things that’s boys shouldn’t” about jamming out to Olivia Rodrigo.

[Devin McDermott @DevMcD]

This is like a different language to me.

[Rawr @Ascottcurry]

Twice a year baseball tweet time.

2-2 has to be best pitch, can't be 2 feet out the zone

0-2 has to be a hook in the dirt, no way you don't have a passable one

[Devin McDermott @DevMcD]

More kissing in sports (consensual).

[Devin McDermott @DevMcD]

Great, now make more Seasons!!!!!!!!!! This is a THREAT.

[Devin McDermott @DevMcD]

I AM SEEING TOO MANY VIDEOS WITH ADVENT CALENDARS GET IT TOGETHER PEOPLE!!!!!

[Devin McDermott @DevMcD]

English Teacher slaps.

[Devin McDermott @DevMcD]

Just pointing out to @Ascottcurry another example of the proper cool S shape. None of this straight line across B.S.

[🌴G̷R̷A̷N̷D̷S̷O̷N̷🩸 @supersaeyan]

this

[Devin McDermott @DevMcD]

I just ordered our drinks without uttering a single word.

[Devin McDermott @DevMcD]

We’re regulars at a spot on Thursdays and we never give a card anymore but they do enter our drinks, and it’s 100% not under one of our names. What do we think it’s under?

Scott’s first guess is beard and blonde.

[Devin McDermott @DevMcD]

@ASevs I’ll take both. I can take it!!!

[Devin McDermott @DevMcD]

We’re regulars at a spot on Thursdays and we never give a card anymore but they do enter our drinks, and it’s 100% not under one of our names. What do we think it’s under?

Scott’s first guess is beard and blonde.

[Devin McDermott @DevMcD]

@ulijazz Last time we were in Chicago I was stopped 4 different times.

[Devin McDermott @DevMcD]

I was put on this earth to take pictures of strangers. I just have the vibe of someone who will take a decent picture and is too much of a people pleaser to say no.

[Devin McDermott @DevMcD]

Correction it is The Sandlot: Heading Home and the plot is insane?????

[Devin McDermott @DevMcD]

Everyone at this restaurant is enamored with the Sandlot 2. The sound isn’t even on. Both bartenders heads’ are staring straight up every chance they get.