development hell is other people

One dev ranting about the things their users do.

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For context, I work for a company that builds ponds and tracks for racing rubber ducks (someone else sells the ducks). 1/5

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that is the question, isn't it

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Oh no I'm old, woke up at 9 and said "ooh I slept in a bit today"

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An unfortunate fact of my career is that I use the 1hr Bastion soundtrack loop as my "lock in" music so now I can never play the game

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It's very hard to explain to my executive team "I may be faster because of AI help, but I may also be faster because you're just letting me loose on a feature with no bureaucracy or overhead under the guise of 'stress testing AI help'"

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@Secondlina Me in pretty much every social interaction

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@motanu @initjean Last year I booked an airbnb in Paris specifically for its AC. The remote was missing and it was 20ft in the air. When we asked, they said "it's nice out, just open the windows" No screens, so the place was full of flying bugs.

Then it had bedbugs too lol

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@DDDrewDaniel "Refertful" is for sure one of those words AI made up because it can't write words correctly

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I'm in a girls-only Pokemon card collecting group and a woman posted a while back about a store treating her badly. Defenders of the store, men, found the post, abused a loophole to join, and started harassing the woman.

[M⚢ @catarsis_9]

Contexto: me voy sola a un festival de música electrónica por Europa. Pues hay una app y nos hemos hecho un grupo de chicas que vamos solas. Sabéis cuánto han tardado en entrar hombres al grupo?

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Me: here, take this test.
Boyfriend: what is it?
Me: it determines if you're a voicecel.
My pure, sweet boyfriend: a what?
Me: a voicecel.
My innocent, offline boyfriend: ...a what???

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Had to log on work on a weekend because the users were whipping themselves up about how horrible it was that we didn't allow something...something that we definitely allow

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Brought to you by "you can't talk about your display for your crochet in the crochet channel, it has to go in other crafts"

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90% of discords have 5x more channels than they need and this is why their community is stifled

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90% of discords have 5x more channels than they need and this is why their community is stifled

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Today's post: this product has made me want to take back everything good I've ever said about your company

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@Lady_Grimaldus Mine told me to go to college and go into tech and then when I did all that, after 10 years of career, decided that actually college and tech are both satanic and anyone who participates in either are evil pedophiles 🙃

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My team and supervisor: It's a flaw that you push so hard to hit deadlines. You can miss deadlines! It's fine!
The CEO: You estimated this unstarted project at 12 weeks? Okay, if it goes over at all we'll just scrap it :)

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@endingwithali The awkward "ON THAT NOTE..." when someone says something incredibly awkward and the pre-meeting banter has been ground into silence for 3-5 seconds

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@JennyENicholson If someone tells me that I just need to eat intuitively they don't get to shudder when my intuition tells me to eat only fancy cheese for lunch

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Me when I change something that doesn't matter to please the linter: It's fine, just change the thing, no need to be precious about it even if it's silly

Me when I change something that doesn't matter to please AI review: let me clear. this doesn't matter. you are wrong.

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Love when a user finds a post that's over a year old, demands "serious answers", and the answers are "every single thing in that post was fixed months ago, but you never bothered to check"

Dude you just wanna yell at someone.

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It's 6PM on a Friday. Do you know where your dev lead is? Mine is apparently deploying to prod