MJL 

Software Developer 27. BSCS

[MJL  @Dev_MarkLights]

San Juan ✅

[Omar | #TENOÍ @am00ry15]

Seeing Ichigo in an ICE uniform got me weak cuz didn't bro illegally enter the soul society 😭✌🏼

[Brodie___ @___SirBroderick]

“Prince outlived Mike Jack” lmao bro everything in his disses aged like dog shit

[Priyanshu Priyank @PriyanshuP1405]

Minister of IT doesn't know difference between AI agents and neural network visualiser

[I†ACHI @erenwasrightt]

Take away Kanye and rap sounds different.

Take away Wayne and half the rappers never pick up the mic.

[Nature 🦜and Music 🎶 @GuGi263]

His instincts to enter the water silently with no splashes are amazing, that is fundamental for Jaguars in the wild since they do a large part of their hunting in the water.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

HOW LIFE FEELS AFTER SUCCESSFULLY DIGGING YOURSELF OUT OF THE HOLE NOBODY KNEW YOU WERE IN.

[B @itgirIb]

Jesus, you really can get away with anything when you a white man

[Mr Snake @skinnymoke]

You can really tell a ho anything

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Interesting that wage theft is never called a national crisis

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

If anyone thinks for a minute this is about cows, let me tell you about Peter Fucking Thiel…

[dmcb @dmcb__]

Octobers Own is the label
7 figure deal was a fable
8 figures bought out the neighbors
9 figures turning the tables
You pussy boys better be ready and able, I'm coming

[Austine @theereal_one]

I don’t think a lot of yall got what the point of Hulk losing to Thanos was…

[The Fight Fanatic @FightFanatic_]

Throwback to one of the coldest replies ever 🥶

#UFC #MMA

[Spoon 🥄 @___Spoon]

For a mushroom farm it sure doesn't have mush room

[Tony Rigatoni @tonyrigatonee]

>become rich and famous
>immediately do a deal with an israeli jew
>get fucked over

[Ozzy 🇳🇬 @hypareyli2]

The reception around this series is proof that people WANT to see more adult romance adaptations. The highschool shit gets boring

[Your Last 5 Merchant!!!! @draggingortrump]

I will never understand the point of this thought-process. You clearly weren't attracted to this man and you wouldn't be happy if you were currently married to him, so why do you care how his life is playing out?

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

No housing for working people but ICE and Israel get as many blank checks as they want.

[honey @saintpattinson]

robert pattinson: can i read the script?

christopher nolan: i'm christopher nolan..?

robert pattinson: okay, christopher nolan, can i read the script?