Ahmid

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[Boulangère👩‍🍳🌵 @aishatudanpullo]

I came across th deceased babe’s TT and curiosity led me to surf through. By Allah I was expected seeing something bad considering the way some people here were exaggerating it and it wasn’t.

Some of you are just looking for a scape goat to lash on. 🤦‍♀️

[Rockstar✨ @Design_Hokage]

Help like and comment, put in a lotta work into this yall 🤲🏾🙏🏾

[DEDE! @minutesimal_]

Tbh I wished no one brought Dolapo videos to this app

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it?

Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue.

American: Oh. What did he say?

Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book

American: ...The law of love?

Nigerian: I guess

American: Okay. Did you send the military after them?

Nigerian: Hmm... at times.

American: What do you mean "at times"?

Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel.

American: Wait. They killed your soldiers?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right?

Nigerian: Mm... nah.

American: What do you mean "nah"?

Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love.

American: Hold on. The prodigal son?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson?

Nigerian: Something like that.

American: So you guys aren't doing anything?

Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something.

American: Okay. What are you doing?

Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch.

American: You're... rehabilitating them?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Not prosecuting them?

Nigerian: Not according to our president, no.

American: WTF WTF WTF

Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry

[Ayanfe @hvnmrch]

"By the end of this course, you will be able to apply for junior software engineering roles".

Mosh, it's been three years bro

[Rockstar✨ @Design_Hokage]

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[IMAN. @imanhudaaa]

Omoo!!

[Rockstar✨ @Design_Hokage]

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Happy weekend folks.

[superdad @udysznx]

i hope my mom stays with me long enough to experience the kind of life i want for her

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

Let’s normalize speaking up on the calamities befalling this country and holding government accountable without trivializing the issue or turning it into a tribal conflict. Nigeria is in a serious disorder and innocent lives are being lost to it.

[sizzling with Simi @simiyaaapsalot]

wdym a person will go to work in a school where a mediocre salary is being payed and still be beheaded at the end of it all ??? this is not life , this is not life at all .

[Rockstar✨ @Design_Hokage]

Vought....if they had a website. Lol

[O.J Darasimi @josh_olonade]

You don’t have to like nor hate someone to have the IQ to understand a statement. I don’t like him but I get it.
A church rat eats poisoned communion not out of stupidity, but out of starvation.
You can't ask underdeveloped nations to abandon their economic lifeline (crude oil) for "environmental concerns" when they don't have the luxury of an alternative.
It’s survival vs. sustainability.
One correct statement doesn’t make his administration less of a failure so admitting the statement was a good one doesn’t disprove your stance, unless you innocently misinterpreted it because you actually couldn’t comprehend it.

[• @gnf_ogo]

thank God for unilorin bro because wtf is this

[Ossy Vincent @ossynoya]

How hookup lifestyle and social media distraction they affect person wey wan write JavaScript 😭😭😭

[Big Sheddy 🦅 @coder_blvck]

Men are the exact reason why sexual assault and harassment against men isn’t taken seriously. Just look at this shit.

[Vampz @Hybrid_Ola]

Women are now telling each other to cheat because Megan thee stallion got cheated on

Obo e sara 🤣

[Ugegbe ✨ @MarinatedTurks]

If you are a cheat, you shouldn't complain or cry about getting cheated on.

Take it in like the big mama or big papa you are.

Play the game and stop whining tf?

[Ahmid @Dev__Odin]

@Design_Hokage My boss 🙌🙌😭