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[En Taro Adun @DevaDaggerous]

My GrandUncle has been going by Rudy his entire life.

Turns out his legal name is Evelyn.

His father turned up to the hospital drunk when he was born & wrote that down on his birth certificate when his mom was asleep because that was the "time of day he was born".

Evelyn.

[Damarys @RoatansFinest]

Older Caribbean people never go by their legal names. I thought my Dad’s name was Holston til I was like 8 cause that’s what they call him back home. Then I saw his passport said Harold and I was like but who tf

[Spondias dulcis 🪄 @JKavJA]

One thing wid da app ya enuh, say anything about how the country cudda do/be betta and the usual suspects ago come jump down you throat bout

"There are no problems in Ba Sing Se"

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

they've built concentration camps and i'm expected to act like it's a mere difference of political opinion

[En Taro Adun @DevaDaggerous]

@Minxlareina Definitely. Twas truly a loss when it was gone because that was just a nice, cool spot to drink and relax

[Spondias dulcis 🪄 @JKavJA]

He didn't know it then, but this was a wider prophecy

[BoomDraw @BoomdrawOfFizix]

Omg we can see exactly where they've been killing the fishermen from 😍😍😍

[ᶜᵒᶻʸ @filmfangs]

never let ur boss stop u from finding ur wife

[En Taro Adun @DevaDaggerous]

Euphoria jumped the shark and then bowed out lol.

That was an interesting finale to say the least but they knew that was gonna be the end so they made it definitively the end.

[Caleb Eli ❣️ @Caleb__Eli]

I tweet for me boo 😭 Twitter for the OGs was basically a diary. We wasn’t sitting around chasing engagement . You just had a thought, tweeted it, and kept scrolling. If somebody saw it, cool. If they didn’t, oh well 😂 Twitter originally wasn’t even about likes like that. It was just people broadcasting their random ass thoughts into the universe.

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

Calculate time in reverse.
That is, if I have an appointment at 4, I start scheduling my whole day in reverse: I have to be there at 4, so I have to leave my house at 3:15 and be ready by 3:10. Getting ready takes 40 minutes, so I have to start by 2:30 at the latest, so I have to shower at 2. For that, I have to finish my chores at home, which I estimate will take about 2 hours, so I have to start at 12, but first I have to eat lunch, so I'll start cooking it at 11... and so on...

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing they're starting the Cuba war to distract from the Iran war disaster which was a distraction from the Epstein files disaster

[Staladus 🐁 @Staladus]

The atheism leaving my body the moment the Pope starts talking about how AI is an affront to God and the new Tower of Babel

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

Highly recommend letting people know you're capable of madness from time to time. Especially if you're a quiet, soft spoken person. Disrespect sometimes needs to be met with disrespect.. let mfers know you can go from 0-100 real quick.

[Eren | Caboose @CabooseEK]

I'm starting to understand that the reason the finale for this show is getting review bombed so hard, is because there are so many people out there that fundamentally do not understand these characters.

[dead @_xnes]

two types of people

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

This is what actual range looks like because this dude has been in Marvel, Star Trek, LOTR, The Boys, Doom, Judge Dredd and somehow none of his characters feel like the same actor

[G. Clauze @1clauze]

A the same five people a get all of the jobs in Jamaica

[En Taro Adun @DevaDaggerous]

And made it an absolute banger loool

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Michael Jackson really got in the studio and said you ain’t my bitch & that ain’t my kid hehe wooohoooo 😭

[Nicole ✨ @BombshellCole]

Finally watched the Roast of Kevin Hart. The funniest part was Regina Hall keeping a stone face and not laughing at shit the whole show

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You don't have to show everybody your full personality like it's very okay to be absolutely nobody to some people.

[En Taro Adun @DevaDaggerous]

I'm sorry... A ᴡʜᴀᴛ?