Devan Collins Del Conte

stories in Hobart, Jellyfish Review, Cosmonauts Avenue, Lunch Ticket, X-R-A-Y Lit Mag, The Collagist // she/her

[Devan Collins Del Conte @DevanDelConte]

@loki_writes @twinpieslit Thanks for sharing this, Cathy! 💜

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Watching Euphoria from the beginning and I love Jules and her dad so muuuchhhh 😭

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Dear algorithms,

It’s a firm no re the portable ping pong net, and this is the last time I’ll
say it.

I thought you understood me but clearly you don’t know me at all.

[Devan Collins Del Conte @DevanDelConte]

All these 90yo brits getting vaccinated look hale AF

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@c_guaragno I’ve done emails in the past to great effect ! Easier for navigating the weird boundaries and emotion of carework

[Amanda R. Tachine, Ph.D. @atachine]

Just wanna share that the potential for Arizona to flip toward blue is because of the strongholds of Tribal Nations that represent the state. I have not heard any news commentary stating that reality.

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Starting Mad Men from the beginning since I no longer and am prescribed tranquilizers

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@TanyaZilinskas I just saw this and had the exact same reaction BRING ON THE CRABS 🦀

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@anniejo_17 Happy happy birthday!!

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@marisabcrane Congratulations ! 🥰

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@hnicolemartin I was always the worst at handling this! especially when nk’s were lil babies. It felt disloyal to be like, ‘oh this isn’t mine,’ but like I was a halfway kidnapper if I didn’t correct people 😅

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@BethLPeterson I get this with $200 tiger themed pajays — Nailed the category, reaaallt missed the price point

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You ever get skeeved out by dirt on a public toilet seat and then realize it’s actually your own toilet dirt from the last time you peed, cuz you didn’t change your clothes when you left your garden job?

[Devan Collins Del Conte @DevanDelConte]

@kleighvanderlip im so sorry Kendra--he was lucky to have found his family and have ya'll to see him through the end. <3 <3 <3

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@kendraffe this looks excellent, thanks for sharing :)

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@kendraffe YES!

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@kendraffe I just finished it and imagine I’ll be rereading it every six months for forever! highly recommend the audiobook, Robin wall kimmerer reads it and her voice... is the most soothing sound

[Devan Collins Del Conte @DevanDelConte]

@kleighvanderlip 💜💜💜

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Hard to trust anyone who can do a pull up

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I am just an absence, where mini strawberry cupcakes could be.