Devan Lalas

Writer & therapist-in-training. Former higher-ed pro, gay dog dad. Author of A Pretty Quickie Skinny Iggy! 🐶

[Devan Lalas @DevanLalas]

Don, chill.

Your roids are kicking in. 💉

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If I were an Air Traffic Controller ✈️, I’d walk off the job — today.

You can’t ask people in one of the world’s most stressful jobs to keep planes in the air without knowing when—or if—they’ll be paid 💸.
That’s not work — that’s indentured servitude ❌.

#GOPShutdown

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WH: The President is going to Walter Reed for a visit.

He had his annual visit in April.

So now this is his ”semi-annual” visit.

Sure, Jan.

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As we learned on the playground, takes one to know one.

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

Miller accused Democrats of siding with "gangbangers," "predators" and "domestic terrorists" during a Wednesday appearance on Fox News. https://t.co/oFthG3YoCX

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@StevenCheung47 Being a bully at your old age is really weird. Oof

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Oops. Looks like you misspelled a word there @WhiteHouse. Wouldn’t want to mislead the American people.

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Hey @PressSec did your amazing “BOSS” not make the cut? Shucks.

[The Nobel Prize @NobelPrize]

BREAKING NEWS
The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided to award the 2025 #NobelPeacePrize to Maria Corina Machado for her tireless work promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela and for her struggle to achieve a just and peaceful transition from dictatorship to democracy.

#NobelPrize

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@LeavittMedia Well that was awkward, huh?

Who would have ever guessed a sick narcissist pedo wouldn’t be awarded?!?😱

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“You Can’t Pray the Therapist’s Ethics Away.”
The Supreme Court’s conversion therapy case isn’t about free speech — it’s about harm.

Read: https://t.co/qK0Y9XnWzQ

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A legitimate conversation I just had with my mom at 1:41 am on a Saturday night. 🫣

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Happy Easter to those who celebrate and happy transgender day of visibility to everyone. 🐣 🏳️‍⚧️

[That Gay Guy Candle Co. 🇺🇸 @gayguycandleco]

Happy Transgender Day of Visibility! 🏳️‍⚧️

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@thedouchequeen Cher who?

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🪗 accordion - all I hear in my head now is more accordion. #Colombia

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Expected from a spineless turtle. 🐢
The GOP is a group of hypocrites filled with more hypocrisy flamed by a shrinking base of isolationist.

[Manu Raju @mkraju]

Senate GOP Leader Mitch McConnell announced he would support Donald Trump for the presidency, a move that comes more than three years after they have last spoken and after the Kentucky Republican pointedly blamed Trump for the Jan. 6 attack.

McConnell said in a statement that his endorsement is “no surprise.”

"It is abundantly clear that former President Trump has earned the requisite support of Republican voters to be our nominee for President of the United States. It should come as no surprise that as nominee, he will have my support,” he said. “During his Presidency, we worked together to accomplish great things for the American people including tax reform that supercharged our economy and a generational change of our federal judiciary - most importantly, the Supreme Court. I look forward to the opportunity of switching from playing defense against the terrible policies the Biden administration has pursued to a sustained offense geared towards making a real difference in improving the lives of the American people."

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@cmuchata How wholesome. I’ve got people, but suppose I should create a “list” lol.

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New England! Most of y’all didn’t take Drivers Ed, and it shows.
Here’s the rules of a 4-way stop for everyone’s sake:
1. First to Stop, First to Go.
2. Arriving at the Same Time? The vehicle on the right goes first.
3. Straight Movements Before Turns
4. Right Turns Before Left

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@DeLawnMuskRat @historyinmemes I was just screaming this

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@AlexiLalas A very smart analysis! A soccer legend and political scholar, I like. 👍🏻

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@antflac Wonder which health sciences college university in Massachusetts you could be thinking of. 🤔 😎