Devansh Agarwal

man ke mere ye bharam,
kachche mere ye karam,
leke chaale hai kahaan,
main to jaanoon hee naa...

[Devansh Agarwal @Devansh0216]

The urge to live a life of a mysterious man from a suspense film.

[Devansh Agarwal @Devansh0216]

@RealSal1998 @wokeflix It should start now. This is a crowd of leeches. You won't get rid of them easily. They'll still find a new tantrum to throw. A hard and fast crackdown is required. Loha garam hai hathoda mar dena chahiye.

[Devansh Agarwal @Devansh0216]

@wokeflix Govt. repeating the farm laws fiasco. Hope this doesn't open the pandora's box.

[Sensei Kraken Zero @YearOfTheKraken]

There's a reason why the Congress party is absolutely obsessed with the "Youth Vote". More specially, the votes of people who are under 30 years of age.

Most of it has to do with the fact that they have given up on winning over the votes of people who have any lasting memory of what UPA rule looked like.

[Devansh Agarwal @Devansh0216]

@viraj_sheth You should not be speaking on the subject you are not aware of. He is dedicated to his job. He goes and watches domestic matches, analyzes performances and then selects . He does his job just as it should be done. Do tweets for rts and likes, but not by mocking someone dedicated.

[Devansh Agarwal @Devansh0216]

@bet_helll Hardik in RCB would be insane. He is so RCB coded. Yes some might think he is arrogant, but that is what makes him the MVP. Him at Chinnaswamy will be insane. Imagine him, david, Romario (if they stick with him) at the end.

[Devansh Agarwal @Devansh0216]

@Adityakrsaha And they compare him with Pant. Pant will anyday be superior to him.

[Devansh Agarwal @Devansh0216]

@coolfunnytshirt kiska rasta dekhe?

[Devansh Agarwal @Devansh0216]

Tests:
1. Steven Smith
2. Joe Root
3. Virat Kohli
4. Kane Williamson (only because he is yet to prove himself in Indian Conditions)

ODIs:
1. Virat Kohli
2. Kane Williamson
3. Joe Root
4. Steven Smith

T20Is:
1. Virat Kohli
2. Kane Williamson
3. Joe Root
4. Steven Smith

[Devansh Agarwal @Devansh0216]

@Adityakrsaha Wasn't he the one who went to media interviews and accused Virat of being Mr.Fixit

[Badass Dad 🚬 🍺 @Badass_Superdad]

Kashmir files scene:

Pandit : Yeh mera ghar hua karta tah jo aap logon ne cheen liya

Muslim (crying): Sorry sir , Aapka hi ghar hai, Aap le lijiye isse

Pandit (crying): it's ok , chalo ab niklo mere ghar se

Audience *having intense Aman ki Aasha orgasmic contractions*

The end.

A Sriram Raghavan film.

[Devansh Agarwal @Devansh0216]

@KUNGFU_PANDYA_0 Deepak Hooda?

[Devansh Agarwal @Devansh0216]

@Finance_Weights Gouri Shankar means Aura

[Devansh Agarwal @Devansh0216]

@fozzywrites Siddhart Malhotra can't act. I'm saying this as blunt as I can get. The sentimental and romantic arc of Shershah worked in his favour. Otherwise he can never have that acting range. Varun has a far superior acting range than him. But he has not let himself use it, very rarely.

[Devansh Agarwal @Devansh0216]

@fozzywrites Whereas Rajkumar and Ayushmann have given brilliant results in comedy. But have a limited range, when it comes to mass appeal and action. Akshay Kumar has that range where he can do character roles, comedy roles or action roles. But he has restricted himself to specific genres.

[Devansh Agarwal @Devansh0216]

@fozzywrites Vicky was brilliant in Sam Bahadur. It was released at a time when Animal was garnering heavy footfalls at the box office, similar to Dhurandhar right now.

[Devansh Agarwal @Devansh0216]

@Ashthunder94973 @fozzywrites Yet was a sleeper hit and successful film

[Devansh Agarwal @Devansh0216]

@AicokoAi @wokeflix Hype creates curiosity. Curiosity compels you to watch, to check whether the promise matches reality. If there is quality, it justifies the description. If not, the hype collapses into nothing more than loud noise. Hype may open the door, but quality alone decides the outcome.

[Anurag @Jhunjhunuwala_]

> India, Dec 13, 2001

5 LeT terrorists storm Parliament to wipe out top leadership
8 gigachad security personnel sacrifice lives to stop them
NDA govt immediately arrests Afzal Guru and co.
Slaps them with POTA (Prevention of Terrorism Act)
2003: Delhi HC says "Hang him"
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> 2004: UPA enters the chat
First budget drops
"Hey, let's cut DRDO funds"
"Home Guards? Slash 'em."
"Surveillance of foreigners? 90% Budget Cut, from ₹23.4cr to ₹2.01cr"
Repeals POTA immediately because "muh feelings"
Legal arsenal against terror: 404 Not Found

> 2005
SC upholds death sentence again of Afzal guru
Independence Day: PM Manmohan says "Let's hold hands with Pakistan :)"
LeT response: Bombs Delhi markets two months later
62 dead, 200 injured
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> 2006
PM meets separatist Yasin Malik
Later revealed PM thanked him for meeting Hafiz Saeed (LeT chief)
Mfw the PM thanks a guy for hanging out with the dude bombing Indian parliament.

July 2006: Mumbai trains blow up, 189 dead
Govt response: crickets
Afzal files mercy plea, file used as a coaster for next 6 years

> 2008
26/11 happens
Mumbai under siege for 4 days, 170+ dead

Afzhal hanging File still gathering dust

> Dec 2012
11th Anniversary of Parliament attack
Families of the 9 martyrs have had enough
They boycott the official govt tribute
"We don't want your flowers, hang the killer"
Public outrage goes nuclear

> Feb 2013
Govt finally scared of bad PR
Hangs Afzal Guru in Tihar
Took 12 years and a boycott by martyrs' families to do the bare minimum

> Feb 2016
JNUSU protest on anniversery of Afzal's death
"Afzhal hum sharminda hai,
Tere kaatil zinda hai”
"Bharat tere tukde honge" chants ensue

RaGa goes there to "stand with them"
Supporting a gathering named after the guy who tried to kill the republic

Under Congress, the families of martyrs have to watch this absolute state of affairs

The folks with whom gandhi was standing are the only left to stand with him

[Devansh Agarwal @Devansh0216]

The music placement in Dhurandhar is by far the best I have seen in recent times. The bgm was according to the scene been portrayed. Rarely you see the bgm giving the same thrill and kick similar to the scene. Perfect synchronisation.