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[Cyph(er) 🥑🦀 @Devdotun]

Spot starboy jhoor

[Jannatān🇯🇵🫧 @FirdaousIsiaq]

My instagram page is so cute🥹🤍🌸

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

Again. This is weird.
Nigerians make absurd, irritating jokes out of everything and that is why no one ever takes us seriously.

[Shehu Gazali Sadiq @Rejoice_inlife]

So, if the government captures the terrorist who beheaded our teacher in Oyo, they will feed him, clothe him, give him the Quran, reintegrate him back into society and call him repentant terrorist.

It shall never be well with APC walahi. Cursed be the party forever.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Her story needs to be taught just like Anne Franks was

[EA has her PVC @virtuousii]

Today is International Day of the Boy Child and even graphics design, una no post. Oya nau

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

It all started when Nigerians started believing they can succeed without the government.

[LEYE @leyeConnect]

And don’t wear them only for special occasions.

You are an occasion, you are special, wear them whenever and to wherever you want.

[TheCable @thecableng]

INTERVIEW: I used AI to summarise notes, joined WhatsApp groups to study, says UTME top scorer

On Monday, the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) declared @OwoeyeDaniella the highest scorer in the 2026 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME). The teenager topped the chart of the ten highest scorers with 372 marks. But from the depth of her preparation, the achievement is undoubtedly well deserved.

In this interview with TheCable’s IMOLEAYO OYEDEYI, the teenager takes a deep dive into the rigorous preparation and demanding journey that led to her UTME success. She says the biggest factor for her was not just parental support, but a mindset shift, because “big schools don’t define success”.

[Cyph(er) 🥑🦀 @Devdotun]

but "talent is not good enough" 😂😭 #demactuallydonswearforus

[Adeola @iamcomputer__]

People don’t realize this, but having no water in your apartment is actually worse than having no light, fr.

[Awodi Abdulmujeeb ᯅ @Platinum_024]

Panelist at NACOSS Tech Fest, Unilorin.
Spoke about XR Tech and the reality of building in emerging tech.

[David Abu _ @DavidAbu_]

Will you be a pastor wife if your husband’s church is at Iyana ipaja and congregation is 30 people who are students and retirees?

[osama @0ba0sama]

Nothing on this planet is as diabolical as going around the world invading other people's homelands then calling discovery.

[Aje | GHL CRM & Lifecycle Manager @Aje_Dynamicz]

The question is...Are yahoo boys and hook up totopreneurs applying for Jobs at moniepoint?

[UG🇵🇹 @UgwunnaEjikem]

The things we have gotten desensitized to are worrisome; teen girl rightfully calls out the rot in her school, her school suspends her, good Samaritans step in with a full scholarship, her school then decides to arrest her.

Do y’all realize how crazy this is? Is this a movie?

[eliian @eliianc3g]

You people are having fun and feeling smart dropping political think pieces. You think it's a game. People are suffering out there. Business are closing. Families are struggling to eat one meal. Everybody is begging. No sector is working. Omo. God abeg

[Blaqboi Victor @blaqboi_vic]

Walahi i don’t find Tinubu’s Stickers and memes funny, whatever it is.

It irritates me instead.

[Ossy Vincent @ossynoya]

Interview at moniepoint: so do you know JavaScript?
Me: yes
Interviewer: do you do hookups?
Me: ???
Interviewer: what’s your body count
Me: ….
Interviewer: you’re not a culture fit for us sorry. Next applicant please.

[Ossy Vincent @ossynoya]

How hookup lifestyle and social media distraction they affect person wey wan write JavaScript 😭😭😭

[mike @mikealebiosu]

someone is destroying your life and the future of your unborn kids, and your reason for supporting and campaigning for him is tribe and “he knows how to play politics”.

god, wetin i do wrong for my first life?

[Attah Akor @attah_akor]

You'll criticize the government, they'll pick you up

You'll call out government institution, they'll pick you up

Student will call out tertiary institutions, they'll suspend them after picking them up

You'll give product review, the brand will pick you up

Government of the picker, for the picker and by the Picker