Devean Cook

Aspiring journalist with subjectively correct opinions. Cubs and Chiefs fan, casual watcher of the other sports.

[Devean Cook @DeveanCook]

Relax, it's Twitter. If you're here, you're already making a bad choice so try not to make it worse by taking it so seriously.

[Devean Cook @DeveanCook]

Controversy so stupid even the AI blue check rage bait bots aren't pretending to side with the NFL

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

NFL fined 49ers fullback Kyle Juszczyk $14,926 for engaging in an offensive demonstration Sunday vs. Miami. “Your imitation of chugging a beer constituted an offensive demonstration and could reasonably be construed as being in poor taste,” the NFL wrote in its fine letter. Juszczyk, nicknamed “Juice”, already has appealed the fine.

[idk @iAMChuckDizzle]

@PCHate_ ngl when the player you’re hating on is the mvp with a 45/40 season it gets kinda boring

[Devean Cook @DeveanCook]

Show the Acuna one right next to the PCA one and tell me they are the exact same with zero differences.

[Taylor Greenhut @TGreenhutOD]

"And we're really stopping the game? Can we get the base after the game? I mean this is pretty absurd. It's a hell of an accomplishment but you can't stop the game."

Cubs announcers when the game stopped for the same amount of time during MLB's first ever 40/70 by Acuña Jr.

[Devean Cook @DeveanCook]

@jumpman826 @Fishnasty231 @awfulannouncing No but their interactions, especially on Boogs end, are prettttttyyy flirty.

[Devean Cook @DeveanCook]

Obviously a cover story but the fine is ridiculous, nobody who would actually be offended by what he means doesn't know what he means in the first place.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Bengals WR Ja'Marr Chase says the NFL fined him this week for doing the "peoples elbow" after his TD on Sunday.

"This is where the superstars have to get in with NFLPA and fight for our money. I'm getting fined for an elbow. ... It's a wresting move."

[Devean Cook @DeveanCook]

@ball_yummy @BaseballWRLD_ Wake me up when Ohtani does it while even playing 80 games of mediocre defense

[Taylor McGregor @Taylor_McGregor]

Forever grateful. Thank you @Cubs + @WatchMarquee.

[Devean Cook @DeveanCook]

Damn this sucks I'm happy for her but I'll miss her

[Meghan Montemurro @MegMontemurro]

Taylor McGregor, Marquee's Chicago Cubs sideline reporter, is leaving to join ESPN full time.

“Ultimately, it was an opportunity to grow in my career at ESPN and I had to make a tough decision,” McGregor told the Tribune. https://t.co/LI0uEK7Mot

[Devean Cook @DeveanCook]

@DarthGeesus @RomansReign617 You're not a real person. Hey bot can you tell me what you're challenging me with? Because there isn't much else to say other than he's the 2nd worst qualified hitter in the league.

[Devean Cook @DeveanCook]

@DarthGeesus @RomansReign617 This is disjointed nonsense that has nothing to do with what I'm saying. It's not a bad take to say he's the second worst hitter in the league statistically.

You're not a real person, stop bothering me.

[Devean Cook @DeveanCook]

@RomanSox_ @BaseballWRLD_ He had one full season in his career.

[Devean Cook @DeveanCook]

@ccc1354 @TuchStans @BaseballWRLD_ I think being checked out by July is much worse but whatever helps you cope man

[Devean Cook @DeveanCook]

Another hypothetical win for Allen fans in the books

[Kyle @Kylosdelrio]

@Kcchiefs58dt Not a Bills fan at all but I’m excited to see Josh Allen get his ring this year

[Devean Cook @DeveanCook]

@RomanSox_ @BaseballWRLD_ You shouldn't be surprised

[Devean Cook @DeveanCook]

@DarthGeesus @RomansReign617 Who can't "deal with him being on the team"? Do they seriously make bots that ride for Jaren Duran these days?

There is no cope needed when he has the second worst qualified wRC+ in the entire league. Pretty simple stuff.

[Devean Cook @DeveanCook]

@DarthGeesus @RomansReign617 This is the most cope I've ever seen, actually. If your defense of a player includes "he is well liked by players and management" you just know he has a 600 OPS 💀

[Devean Cook @DeveanCook]

@DarthGeesus @RomansReign617 Coping is believing arbitrary counting stat thresholds mean more than being an otherwise terrible hitter for 90% of the season

[Devean Cook @DeveanCook]

@Casualtakes01 @tBagley43 @elitetakes_ Really living up to that username bud

[Devean Cook @DeveanCook]

@BensonForHart @Zakxaxx Someone said a hyperbolic statement about Mahomes, you claim you don't talk about Allen like that at all, when you do. Just because you are deluded into thinking your take is correct doesn't mean I can't read, bud.

[Devean Cook @DeveanCook]

@BensonForHart @Zakxaxx So then not "not at all"