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I’m just a normal, functioning member of the human race and there’s no way anyone can prove otherwise.

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It’s 2023 and I’m chugging mini bottles of Tito’s in a Philadelphia airport bathroom. Something’s gotta change 💀

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@stxrlightvibes I DIDN’T HATE IT, KT. I DIDN’T HATE IT.

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@stxrlightvibes I AM SKEPTICAL KT BUT I WILL WATCH IT TODAY 👀👀👀

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@stxrlightvibes SMH I knew we had the ‘it’s too long’ debate before.

But I didn’t know the live action was out—

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@stxrlightvibes You finally watching One Piece then ????

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@stxrlightvibes Imma try to be here more 😤 I do be missing the old days sometimes 😩

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Me trying to find the Twitter icon on my phone for 3 full minutes before realizing it’s now an X 💀💀💀

Twitter telling me my last mention was in January 2023 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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@maeisafraid Omg do u have a dog????

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Watching season 3 of #TedLasso and suddenly Trent Crimm seems like the most beautiful man on Earth.

I MEAN THAT HAIR.

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@HeyoRyo Only I can touch Law that way—

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Cormac**

smh, autocorrect

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It’s a ‘clear’ night but the wildfire smoke is thick enough that my outside lights have a halo 👀

Am I the only one who can’t stop thinking about Carmax McCarthy’s “The Road”? 💀💀💀

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This pride month can we acknowledge a transgender love story that was more than 20 years before its time?

https://t.co/ieZuRC4UXf

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TFW you sleep on the couch cuz the cat was curled up on your pillow and you didn’t want to disturb her.

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I feel like if fiction has taught me anything… you’re either a martyr or you’re a survivor >_>

And I kinda like living. Even as much as it sucks sometimes.

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Rewatching #SonsOfAnarchy in 2023 makes me appreciate John Teller all the more.

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@FreckleFCosplay @TheUmbralHero Same. Cam coming through with the editing skills today and perfectly capturing my state of mind 😂🤣

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Y’all ever just wake up in the morning really missing Pan and Gohan and the gang and then regret deleting your DBZ account in a fit of ill-advised “maturity”?

Nah, me either 😅

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@stxrlightvibes @QuakesGameSpot 💀💀💀

I mean I guess you’ve been busy having and raising a kid and all