The Devil - Satan

I'll be sharing my evilness with my apprentice worshipers! Worship me? Then follow me! Otherwise, enjoy your slow & painful death! Messenger: @TheDevilServant

[The Devil - Satan @DevilEvilHell]

@TheNotoriousMMA There's only one way for you to beat @TeamKhabib. Do you want my guidance and power or keep being humiliated and smashed like a little weasel? Mwahahahaha!

[The Devil - Satan @DevilEvilHell]

Me and the world cup winners made a pact today.

[The Devil - Satan @DevilEvilHell]

Humans: "Will hurt people so I can feel good about myself". - Delightful.

[The Devil - Satan @DevilEvilHell]

Who wants wisdom?

[The Devil - Satan @DevilEvilHell]

No matter 'when' or 'where' you are, I will always be your answer.

[The Devil - Satan @DevilEvilHell]

I am the creator, I make the rules... Therefore, whatever I say, is what shall be done...

[The Devil - Satan @DevilEvilHell]

Want to become successful in life? Read all the wisdom I have provided up to now. If you comprehend all of it, you shall succeed!

[The Devil - Satan @DevilEvilHell]

*Weekly Announcement* Sacrifice your partner on Valentine's Day! Make me proud!

[The Devil - Satan @DevilEvilHell]

Want to know what "heaven" is like? Have sex while listening to your favourite music, this is the closest from "heaven" you will ever get.

[The Devil - Satan @DevilEvilHell]

Throat fuck her and do not let her breathe until you cum! If she dies, she deserved it for being a basic bitch!

[The Devil - Satan @DevilEvilHell]

I love the Holy Bible... Specially at 'Exodus 21' where it endorses slavery.

[The Devil - Satan @DevilEvilHell]

I hate so called "Gods" because I saw Jehovah and Allah "69ing" each other. Why can they be gays and humans cannot? #Hypocrites

[The Devil - Satan @DevilEvilHell]

Why do humans hate me when I am nice to them?

[The Devil - Satan @DevilEvilHell]

I am in such a good mood right now. Therefore, go fuck yourselves in the ass...

[The Devil - Satan @DevilEvilHell]

*Weekly Announcement* You shall have sex with your family members! Incest is the best sex! Make me proud!

[The Devil - Satan @DevilEvilHell]

If you are reading this, you are coming to hell.

[The Devil - Satan @DevilEvilHell]

If you do not control your mind, someone else will.

[The Devil - Satan @DevilEvilHell]

If you have faith in me, you think I'm real because you were told so. Not because you actually know I am, which is irrational & delusional.

[The Devil - Satan @DevilEvilHell]

If humans are stupid enough to believe in "faith", they shall as well have "faith" to believe in their stupidity. Oops! Actually they do...

[The Devil - Satan @DevilEvilHell]

No matter how honest you are. If you accuse someone of something and it turns out you are wrong, you will lose all your credibility.