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|| Apologies for not being around. Life's been throwing a few headaches recently. Don't know when I'll turn up again.

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@OfBikesAndFire caution tapes and small crowd of policemen, he'd say this particular homicide was a Grade-A nightmare.

Perfect! Something far beyond the complete bore previous cases had risen from the surface. His enthusiasm, as expected, didn't sit quite well with his partner.

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@OfBikesAndFire interests. His vintage set of wheels sped faster through the highway, weeding pass other cars, excitement taking its course through those celestial veins.

Now he'd seen a number of horrific tragedies during his stay on Earth and Hell. From the image he witnessed within the +

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The furrowed brows and gaped mouth showed his offense. A light scoff to top it off.

“Well, don’t suppose he’ll be popping up behind me like an uninvited scrappy magician. More importantly, why haven’t I heard about him before now?”

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@OfBikesAndFire || Oh, sure! Haha, Ghost Rider’s one of my favorite movies. I’d love to plot.

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The devil man flinched, taking a swiveled step to face the cryptid.

“BLOODY hell, haven’t you learnt how to introduce yourself without the unnecessary surprise?”

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@DETECTIVELAPD instead, Detective. Riding in the back with hardly any view is boring!” He shouted as he was already out the door and towards the car.

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@DETECTIVELAPD “Oohh, lovely. A run in with a man of psychopathy is sure to make this case even more pleasant.” You’d think he’d sound sarcastic with his statement, but it sounded nowhere near it; more with interest than anything.

“I hope you don’t mind me slipping into the front seat +

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// Wilp responf to thibfs tomorrow. 👌🤟

[Lυcιfεr ʇ @Devil_Me_Not]

// Oh shit, worng accoubt,

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Jusy drank a plentiful anount of alcjcol, I am living. 🤟

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@DETECTIVELAPD prodigious amount of energy is just what the LAPD needed.

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@DETECTIVELAPD “Oh, was that Detective Douche? A break in the case, I presume?”

That infamous grin of his returned strong as before, if not stronger. He felt riled with anticipation; all weight on the foot closest to the door.

Least he wasn’t a slow, deadweight consultant. A man with his +

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@DETECTIVELAPD you overlook if I'm not around?"

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@DETECTIVELAPD "Chaos is leaving your front door unlocked, Detective. Who knows what bloodthirsty baboon would come rampaging in? It's a good thing I stepped in before any of that could happen."

"You're welcome," he bowed his head.

"See, you need me on this case. Otherwise, what else will +

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@DETECTIVELAPD "And, it seems like you've also forgotten to call me about a case. Well it's a good thing I showed up as I did. What do we have here?"

As expected, he came over to take a good look at the work before the detective.

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@DETECTIVELAPD "Well it's not considered breaking and entering if I haven't broken anything, Detective." The sneak-monger explained, that guileful grin combatting the negative energy in the room. "You've left the door unlocked."

His hand gestured towards the filing on the table. +

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Lucifer scoffed in amusement down at his phone. His thumb tapping many times over against the screen.

When was anyone going to inform him about this outdated 'Flappy Bird' oddly being addicting?