megan “megan s” s

Comedy Writer, Pug Mother, Elastic-Waistband Enthusiast. Wroted 4 @NewYorker, @WeeklyHumorist, @The_Belladonnas, @ThisIsRobotButt

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Is being on an airplane what hot flashes feel like?

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@CAgovernor baby u muted

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It’s wild how much of every job is just trying to get people to communicate well

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@StateFarm your password reset flow isn’t working (unable to submit new pw, confirmed across 2 devices)

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Helpful guidance from google

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Just a normal person trying to figure out how to know when an ultimate frisbee game is over

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Watching gen z be so gentle and kind in the club has been healing tbh

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Dreaming of Olympic gold #jokic #nba

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@ginnyhogan_ It’s so bad 😩

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Coincidence?!

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What’s the most senselessly humiliating thing and why is it “trying to get an automatic soap dispenser to work in a public bathroom”?

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Gypsy Rose is living out a “That’s So Raven” episode where as a kid, she sees a vision of her adult self happily talking to paparazzi, but her guess about the in-between part is wayyy off

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The instant camaraderie when I see someone else’s phone battery also at 8%

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The “family dinner” to “conversation about how AI will bring about the downfall of society” pipeline

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The whisper song was the original asmr

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There is so much high fiving in ultimate frisbee. I thought the game was over like 8 times

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Dry lips, full heart, can’t lose

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Self actualizing (carrying my kindle in my cargo pants)

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You really should be able to look at a picture of a restaurant’s nachos before you order them

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@KalynnBayron I’m dead