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Go-Go Dancer for the Revolutionary Suicide Jazz Band.

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[Your Friendly Neighborhood Eli @EliFromMN_DE_PA]

@roastmalone_ @LMM1062 In the words of that great modern-day philosopher Mr. Homer J. Simpson, "It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything."

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@vahphor @BABATUNDE8080 They haven’t been together in like 3 years lmao

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@TheKylieChi Me at my gastro + derm all of 2025 🫠 I probably had 20 appointments between the two of them. How am I supposed to have any sick time left for a PCP???

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@itolerateshit @jenna_ethereall Say it out loud

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@mlnwoodbury @IamDesRocs Maybe, like… pennies. The way the metallic smell of the MTA tastes 😂

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@Katsbigopinion2 He’s just… sitting there?

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@ARES119264 @chachamyeon Grow up 😂

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@IamDesRocs The All American Rejects said “let’s do a house party tour” and @IamDesRocs said “hold my mic.”

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@WXII This is honestly sad. I realize a person may seem beyond helping when they take to committing such crimes, but 18 barely even seems like an adult. These are kids who are in desperate need of help. I hope this isn’t a first resort.

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Almost comedic that my options for governor were someone who wants to fund wife beaters and an actual wife beater. #northcarolina

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@Wendys your SpongeBob collab is cute, but what we *really* want is for you to bring back the Pretzel Bacon Pub Cheeseburger

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread of photographers who patiently waited to capture the shot of a lifetime 🧵

1. Leonardo Sens (3 years)

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This app makes me want to cry whenever there’s a sale 💔 I’m trying to use my code before midnight but keep getting the refresh button 😭 please tell me there’s a code for bday months @ultabeauty

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

if you’re really good at your job, instead of getting a raise, you just get more people’s work

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@nicolewboyce It’s giving

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

THE ROMAN EDIT PLZZZ 💀

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that fact that this sentence even exists is hysterical to me and also I kinda love it 😂

[jao @actuallylatino]

@CoatRacc @Sinister_Sophia @MapleLeafClover shes like eurovision fandom enemy #1 she is everywhere

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@stevenmprewitt @perfectsweeties At first I read this like you and your grandma were a different species from each other 😂

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@IvyKungu I’m not 🥴 a regular 🤢 person 🤮

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@internxtwhore @oh_summerchild @IvyKungu That’s fucking disgusting