Ranjith

Sports. Manchester United. Random tweets.

I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.

[Ranjith @DevilsAdvcate]

When your mom doesn't give a damn that you scored a last minute winner in #ElClasico

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@abhispake

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England vs Croatia is the India-Pakistan of world cups, without the rivalry.

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Great corner but now the set pieces assists count apparently 😉

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Imagine carrying a team at 38. Argentina would have been Spurs 2025/26 without Messi.

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@vadakkus At 38, god - level.

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The absolute 🐐

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

BBC: “What was your screen time?”

Student: “Nine hours.”

BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?”

Student: “Stare at a wall.”

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This is turning out to be a good one 🙂 #ESPCPV

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@AnkitM997 No it’s just you

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@ShivAroor HAL CV Raman Nagar?

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@TheFergusonWay And that too after the free kick was taken

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Is there anything VAR can’t review now? Is this a World Cup special VAR?

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@yesabhijith2 @mathayipoyi Don’t use spring mattresses, over bad for your back

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@contliving @poojalapasia Does Tata let you add in to existing term cover.

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@AFSGooner അണ്ണാ എന്ന് വിളിച്ച നാവു കൊണ്ട് …

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@outofofficedaku Do the lounges let you use the same card for your family as well ?

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World Cup schedule is so messed up - there’re matches starting at 9.30pm and there’re matches starting at 9.30am as well

[Ashtavakra Anshumat @AnshumatVakra]

Lmaooooo

[Kachii @badasskachii]

Let me tell you something, supporting your own team brings stress, anxiety, and heartbreak.
But hatewatching? It is pure and unadulterated. You lose absolutely nothing if they win, but if they choke, it’s the greatest shot of dopamine known to man. True hate watching isn’t just a feeling, it’s an art