𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖊

ᴊᴀᴄᴋᴘᴏᴛ. || Dante RP || 18+ || AU friendly || DMC RP || MV/MS || Mature/Adult themes present || Mutual RPs Only ||

[𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖊 @DevilsJackpot]

@OneLinersNHerbs “We’re gonna make it a good one. Alright? No doubt about it.”

One last small kiss, this time on that scrunched-up nose of his.

[𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖊 @DevilsJackpot]

As the clock strikes twelve, Dante pulls @OneLinersNHerbs into a deeeeep kiss. They’d both survived another year.

“Happy new year, doll~”

[𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖊 @DevilsJackpot]

He's making a snowdevil.

[𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖊 @DevilsJackpot]

//I stg some people need to take a fucking psychological assessment before getting on the fucking internet. Some of y'all need to spend less time being edgy on the internet and more time learning how to function as a decent human being

[𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖊 @DevilsJackpot]

//do they not teach common fucking decency in the middle school you attend? Because damn.

[— 𝒮𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓉𝓉𝑜. @toxicthread_]

ableism isn’t drama and you can kill yourself too

[𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖊 @DevilsJackpot]

//If you're gonna sit online and tell people to k/ll themselves, I suggest actually getting psychological help. No one in their right fucking mind says that even as a joke. Please go get help.

[𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖊 @DevilsJackpot]

//I'm fucking heated

[𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖊 @DevilsJackpot]

//Imagine being so stuck up your own ass you think it's okay to tell someone to off themselves. Actually touch grass. You can almost *smell* the lack of vitamin D.

[— 𝒮𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓉𝓉𝑜. @toxicthread_]

ableism isn’t drama and you can kill yourself too

[𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖊 @DevilsJackpot]

...why's he wearing sunglasses inside?

[𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖊 @DevilsJackpot]

“Who the fuck is ‘Whisker’”

[𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖊 @DevilsJackpot]

@OneLinersNHerbs and began to tear it open, but his eyes were still on Leon.

"Go ahead and grab your last one, yeah? That one I think you're /really/ gonna like."

[𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖊 @DevilsJackpot]

God, how long had it been?

He hated himself for how much he’d missed. This whole damn month was supposed to be about family and togetherness, but a stupid mission had pulled him away for weeks. No cell service. He wasn’t even sure if Leon had even gotten the message he’d>

[𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖊 @DevilsJackpot]

@OneLinersNHerbs noticed you didn't have any, so...I wanted to be the first to give you one."

A silly little thing, but something Dante put some thought into. Dante would've probably put one on his own set of keys as well, if he wasn't constantly losing them...

Gingerly, he took the next gift >

[𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖊 @DevilsJackpot]

@OneLinersNHerbs //ARKFJASKDFJASL;KDFJALS;KFDJ ASI'M GONNA GO FEFRAL

[𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖊 @DevilsJackpot]

@OneLinersNHerbs almost too giddy over what it was.

"Oh yeah--! You don't have any rubber ducks in your jeep, thought you could use one. You ever heard of 'Jeep Ducking?'"

[𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖊 @DevilsJackpot]

@OneLinersNHerbs "You are...absolutely amazing. Have I said that recently?" Setting the record down, Dante placed a hand at the back of Leon's neck and pulled him in for a quick kiss before turning his attention back to the wrapped gifts.

He grinned when Leon pulled out the keychain, feeling >

[𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖊 @DevilsJackpot]

@OneLinersNHerbs Hell II". There was an almost...melancholy look in his eyes; but he was happy.

"Believe it or not, I had this on cassette back in the day. Ended up losing it somewhere around the time I opened this place. So...this means a lot. Thank you."

[𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖊 @DevilsJackpot]

@OneLinersNHerbs leftover. Loss of storage space is a small price to pay for a gift, though."

With one last rip, the gift was set free, and Dante could finally see what he had been given.

"Oh, no way!" He laughed, holding up the sleeve of the old forty-five record of Meatloaf's "Bat out of>