The Devil's Lobbyist

Advocating on Behalf of the DC Mayor, Council and Police Since 1973

[The Devil's Lobbyist @DevilsLobbyist]

While many know President Richard Nixon signed the District of Columbia Home Rule Act on Christmas Eve 1973, many don't know that the President also hired me to be the District's First Lobbyist, advocating on behalf of the Mayor, City Council and Police #ThanksNixon #Lobbying

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@DMVBlackLives Where is the credit for the @DCPoliceDept recovering the guns at the crime scenes? Did you arrive on the scene and help recover the guns?...no!

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@Rybread_26 #FunFact In DC Mayoral primaries and general elections @MayorBowser has received 581,998 votes. Second most votes in the same time period @DavidCataniaDC w/ 61,388; tied for last with 0 votes is @Rybread_26

Seems like your "ignorant" neighbors don't mind Bowser playing #SimCity

[The Devil's Lobbyist @DevilsLobbyist]

.@MayorBowser has been advised to exempt all Black and Brown people from the 17% marijuana sales tax

#DutyFreeWeedDC #DCGreens @nbcwashington

https://t.co/7tKc5QS2ng

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@MayorBowser .@MayorBowser has been advised to exempt all Black and Brown people from the 17% marijuana sales tax

#DutyFreeWeedDC #DCGreens

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@MayorBowser @MurielBowser The task force will be headed by the lock button in your car

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Hey @CMBrookePinto @CMCHenderson and @CMLewisGeorgeW4 welcome to the team!! I'm here to represent YOU! and only you. Let me know if any of the haters come at you all, together we can spin anything

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Wow a sad sad day to stop following @JackEvansWard2 @cmdgrosso and @CMBrandonTodd. Now who will I have in my Bad Boys of DC club ?

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@ElizabethManvi2 @BrianneKNadeau Elizabeth Elizabeth, do you not know how America works? Our precious @councilofdc must be protected at all costs, they work so very hard

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@martinmiguel__ Well duh it has that power, why else would people hold on to wealth for generations? I hope you pass the wealth to your kids too @brookeforward2!!! Good for you and your family!! #BrookeforWard2 #DCElections #DC #Ward2

[The Devil's Lobbyist @DevilsLobbyist]

@martinmiguel__ As @brookeforward2's future right and left hand lobbyist all we have to say is bring it! Councilwoman Pinto greatly looking forward to working with you.

#ward2 #DC #DCValues

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@cmdgrosso Looks like @cmdgrosso learned how to up his emoji game. Were all of those emojis publicly available or did your purchase some of them from private entities? #EducationPuns #EducationJokes #DCValues

[CM McDuffie's Office @CM_McDuffie]

All of #OurWard5 is behind you and rooting for the @WashMystics to bring home a championship tonight!

#TogetherDC
#RunItBack
#WNBA

[The Devil's Lobbyist @DevilsLobbyist]

.@mitchryals - @MayorBowser isn't dying on an art hill she is thriving on the mountain of political art. No one knows drama and theatrics better than our very own #MayorMurielBowser! #DCValues #Art

https://t.co/ZQkgnmRDrJ

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Wow @ChmnMendelson ad hoc committees usually have 5 members not the entire council! And to exclude @JackEvansWard2 !? Who will speak up and defend Jack when he most needs it!?

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@SamSWard4 @CMBrandonTodd Wow congrats to Vanilla P. Beane. Now, how do we ensure 100 years in office for @CMBrandonTodd!!??

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What a great idea from the majority of the Council!! Hopefully we can sweeten the deal and get @RobertWhite_DC @VinceGrayWard7 @JackEvansWard2 @kenyanmcduffie on board. I love when we drink together!

Article by @LauraHayesDC

https://t.co/vuBnm7UdK3

[The Devil's Lobbyist @DevilsLobbyist]

Sunday Service: Flipping Tables with Jesus, Away with the Poor, and How to Worship Two Gods

Matinee #CrimeScene: A Gentrification Whodunit. Look behind the " crime scene" to learn #whodunit

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@serrakaracam @MurielBowser Absolutely!! Maybe @Habitat_org can come to DC and help us #build some of those houses!! #JimmyCarter

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@DCPoliceDept @ChiefNewsham Got Em!

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@MurielBowser And what @MurielBowser would just be a State Representative?! Ha! If #MurielBowser isn't the first Governor of the 51st State of New Columbia I don't want to be a state!

#Priorities #DCValues #DCStatehood