Devil's Proponent

My facts Are true, your feelings are valid.

[Devil's Proponent @DevilsProponent]

@Sargon_of_Akkad
woah oooo Im halfway there
woah ooo Ill never trim a hair
Feel my beard its fluffy I swear
Woah ooo livin by the beard

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@wavee325 My wife and I both wear glasses she prefers to take them off and I like to keep mine on

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@hellspatisserie I think they need to get a new job

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@thisislux I told my wife once I'd crawl through 10ft of broken glass to suck her dad off for a taste of the recipe but I don't even like my steaks burnt(he's cremated)

[Jack Abbot @DrAbbotJack]

Patient thought we won’t address the elephant in the room .

Today’s foreign body;

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@EllipticalMan @LuciaLobosvilla My dude i read the first 3 Harry Potter books when I was 9 and the shortest is 309 pages.

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@LainaGrimes @karmahaze_og We always called it a Fire Drill growing up

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@nestapendragon If I can suggest my new favorite sleeves are Cuartor. They feel nice they're still looking good after a 100+ shuffles and still feel buttery smooth.
https://t.co/06LphAexJR

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@nestapendragon My wife loses them in a terrible boating accident and insurance financially replaces them haha

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@DAKKADAKKA1 My dad and stepmom had to beg cps to remove my youngest stepbrother from their house because he kept trying to rape our baby brother because the therapist refused to listen and kept making excuses for his actions.

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@CrimTucker @jupiterbrandos I found a really cool app that has a cool variant that you start with 5 planes in a + shape you can choose to go forward or back as you travel or choose to go diagonal and reveal new planes.

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@CococonutGun @NinjaOfTheLake1 It counters spells and abilities so it'll cover all the etbs and you get a token for each one.

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@wzrdnx She's my most hated cause I had 0 removal for the Photon side so it just ran over me

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@SonRebell

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@JordykJordan I met my wife when she came in to buy a Switch when I worked at gamestop. I gave her my number and offered to fix her joycons if they got drift. Facebook got creepy and suggested her as a friend the next day so I took it as a sign and added her.

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@Brewers_Kitchen I was trying to find them to hand out at Halloween

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@MTGNerdGirl Mail them the exact decks you used

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@WittyEchoes I already married one

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@Profdivine5 @ConstanzaE28645 People who flop around to much while they sleep

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@CovfefeChan Play magic the gathering

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@LisaBritton I have the first episode a try cause I heard it was popular. They takes about punishing guys they were talking to buy temp blocking them and not explaining why. Even forgetting why they blocked them. It's a shit show