Deviltoad

if you're here you want to be mocked
I'm a prick, and not the good kind.
Matthew 17:20
you don't need thoughts and prayers if you have faith.

[Deviltoad @Deviltoad34]

Just like Eddie Murphy taught you in the '80s.

[Iberian America @Iberianamerica]

Move to an impoverished Mexican village 🇲🇽

Wake up to a Spicy Latina

Cooking you breakfast 🔥

And calling you Papi

This is how you win at the Life 💯

[Deviltoad @Deviltoad34]

@MonicaMAlmaguer They're doing a shitty job......

[Deviltoad @Deviltoad34]

@jd_mcdonagh Why?!
This is a great great gif.
It should be played in the locker rooms maybe then people can learn how to sell

[San Francisco 49ers @49ers]

He's in The Bay ‼️

[Deviltoad @Deviltoad34]

@theKimansta If this is the treatment he gets for one bad game then the fucking owner should be..... He almost call me with a nasty one ..

[Deviltoad @Deviltoad34]

@Heyynyra And that's how the mothers defend the rapist too

[🍋 🌶️ Goldie @StillNext31]

Women you can’t keep going back to your ex……
You don’t hate men
You hate your ex

[Deviltoad @Deviltoad34]

@Gordon_CRE Half the population already doesn't vote, cuz we know there's nothing at stake.

[DirtyDomDom @DirtyDomDom]

ROYCE KEYS. ANDRADE

Humble Impatient
Patient. Inconsistent
Hardworking. Entitled
Adaptable. Unfocused
Coachability. Underachiever

Success Wasted

[49ers on NBCS @NBCS49ers]

Keenan Allen and Mike Evans are all good now 😂

[Alex Tran @nineralex]

Watched Osa Odighizuwa pass out over 200 turkeys and meals to the San Jose community. He was asking every single person if they needed help walking their bags to their car.

Someone I talked to who has known him since the age of 9 said he has BEEN that dude and truly humble like that.

[Deviltoad @Deviltoad34]

25 to 30 people per day guaranteed.

[Daniel Friday Okodi @iamdanzor_]

Have you ever seen a tweet that doesn't even concern you, but you immediately go to that person's profile and block them because you don’t want to see any more of their thoughts on your timeline ever again?

[Deviltoad @Deviltoad34]

@ManishLife_Ty Man racism is rough

[Deviltoad @Deviltoad34]

@JewishWarrior13 Bush and Obama spent millions on refurbishing the VA while we all died so fuck you Democrats and Republicans

And so now another one of your little fucking cock boys is disrespecting us that's what every vote is so go fuck yourself

[Deviltoad @Deviltoad34]

@raweezzyy Nobody's forcing you to be here you choose to be on Elon Musk app you choose to ride that dick

[Deviltoad @Deviltoad34]

@MemeNonLibs She has a mirror
She has a cell phone
She can see herself
She can hear herself
How is there questions?!

[Deviltoad @Deviltoad34]

@stayaway_002 Damn by that logic you would think there would be a lot less single women mothers out there.

And I guess they didn't get honey potted they just got scammed, tricked, bamboozled, every other word that means honey potted but not honey potted.

[Deviltoad @Deviltoad34]

@hollowearthterf That sounds like a logical explanation....

Now, go convince the women..

[Deviltoad @Deviltoad34]

@SarahIronside6 Doesn't have to pass first or just putting in bills is good enough for you I mean that's good for them cuz I have to do less work

[Deviltoad @Deviltoad34]

@merrrhhhh So they learned their accountability from women

[Deviltoad @Deviltoad34]

@MustangMan_TX Probably 30% annoyed
But I'm 100% annoyed that this bitch is going to ask me for a fucking tip because she works for a piece of shit owner.