Thrift Store Luther Vandross

Comedian | Writer | Dork of all Trades | Retired Weeb | 2000s indie rock nostalgia simp | My fiance's parents say I sound like NPR

[Thrift Store Luther Vandross @DevinBramble]

Awesome battle, check it out!

[Robbie "the ice 🧊🥶" Goodwin @robbiegoodwin]

Everyone check out my @RoastBattle against @DevinBramble it was hella fun.

I was also introduced as "the legend" which means I'm old now

https://t.co/d8CItq9HXb

[Thrift Store Luther Vandross @DevinBramble]

@spectatorindex ,ß

[Matt Harris @mattysmoof]

Crime tech: Vic is a Brian Thompson, 50, CEO of United Healthcare

Lennie Briscoe: Looks like this one will be an out-of-pocket expense

[𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐌𝐎𝐉𝐎 @Miss_Mojo]

A delicacy in my African-American home

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

princess mononoke: modernity’s march may be inevitable but with courage and compassion, we can protect the things we love from human exploitation

AI bros: for the price of few acres of rainforest, we could make all this look both much worse and disconcertingly not real.

[Allen Strickland Williams @TotallyAllen]

If you’re AMC a-list you should be allowed to smoke flower inside the theater

[Thrift Store Luther Vandross @DevinBramble]

Me crafting the perfect bloodline in Crusader Kings 3.

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

Chief Keef allegedly combined his DNA with King Vons family after getting his sister kaylab pregnant 👀

[Thrift Store Luther Vandross @DevinBramble]

Now Delta's gotta get their lick back, tarmac war coming.

[BNO News @BNONews]

BREAKING: Tire on Boeing 757 explodes during maintenance at Atlanta airport, killing 2 Delta employees

[shitposter emeritus (on sabbatical) @jazzghost_pm]

Forget brat summer, we're doing Porco Rosso summer

[travis👍 @higgzorz]

he wants it the ocky way!!!

[Thrift Store Luther Vandross @DevinBramble]

1000 years ago this ability would have made her the High Priestesses of the Dynasty of Rodents.

[ندا @nidaaaaaamir]

confession time: before i knew how to read the clock i had a line drawn in our backyard, when the shadows reached that line it was time for mickey mouse to air on tv. once my father learned about this he sat me down and taught me how to read it lmao😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ندا @nidaaaaaamir]

confession time: before i knew how to read the clock i had a line drawn in our backyard, when the shadows reached that line it was time for mickey mouse to air on tv. once my father learned about this he sat me down and taught me how to read it lmao😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[juandissimo @fuentesrene_]

You should watch this pls

[Thrift Store Luther Vandross @DevinBramble]

Don't want to downplay how gross this is but that last message is so fucking funny I can't take it. Technology has advanced to the point we can simulate wiggers with perfect accuracy.

[Manny @manny_oe]

Evolutionary biomimicry is found all over nature

[Elsa Williams @williamspidge]

You should be able to take your dad to an autism assessment for Father’s Day. A bit like how you’d treat your mother to a full body massage, or an afternoon tea

[Thrift Store Luther Vandross @DevinBramble]

As a kid I used to have nightmares where I was the boy from the velveteen rabbit. Once I went to a Vanderbilt museum with a replica child's bedroom and had flashbacks like some oil baron remembering his impoverished childhood during the great depression.

[BouffantBecky @bouffantbecky]

I think about this tweet a lot.

[Thrift Store Luther Vandross @DevinBramble]

Doing a brewery show and shooting the shit with some dude afterwards when his adorable puppy takes a shit on the floor. Why does this man pick it up with his bare hands and drop them into his bare pocket before groaning "Come on Rocky you're dropping chocolate!"?

[Thrift Store Luther Vandross @DevinBramble]

Niggas don't even obtain letters of marque to engage in privateering against enemies of the crown and the one true faith anymore. We're losing recipes y'all.

[lowkey x @butterflyb30772]

@DLTBrunch what the fuck is this?????? You charge people for a boat party that should be included in the price and we get a FUCKING PIRATE SHIP?????? #DLTMalta the boat is even LATE, where are the staff?!!!!