Devin Parker

U of I Japanese program alum. Freelance translator freshly returned from Japan.

[Devin Parker @DevinJParker]

fr tho, any takers? i need the money after my honeymoon

[Devin Parker @DevinJParker]

@kyleschindig

[Devin Parker @DevinJParker]

If anyone's got good j-rap suggestions, throw them at me

[Devin Parker @DevinJParker]

Pasta is liquid bread, change my mind

[Devin Parker @DevinJParker]

Why go back to class, yall. Just drop out

[Devin Parker @DevinJParker]

Im tired of work all the time. Ima quit and become a vagabond, moving from place to place

[Devin Parker @DevinJParker]

@_yeonkimin Drunk you moved them

[Devin Parker @DevinJParker]

"It has a top speed of 12mph"
Obviously this is the car of the future

[CNN @CNN]

This life-size, drivable Bugatti is made out of 1 million Legos https://t.co/B65kJ8DOFn

[Devin Parker @DevinJParker]

Best part about work is that i'm constantly being recorded. Not only can my bosses check i'm not surfing the web, but I can rewatch me dropping my burrito until I die of shame

[Devin Parker @DevinJParker]

Qotd:
"I smell like knowledge"

[Devin Parker @DevinJParker]

@_yeonkimin Or it's a metaphor for do your fuckin dishes

[Devin Parker @DevinJParker]

@_yeonkimin Yea

[Devin Parker @DevinJParker]

Me trying to be healthy

[Deya @DeyaMuniz]

my reaction to finishing doing anything is taking a break
finished some work? break
finished eating? break
finished taking a break? break

[Devin Parker @DevinJParker]

@eboulund It was a mass email. I applied for one of those. :D