𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎: 𝙳𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗

mom x2 & @sammy_adams_8’s wife ♡

[𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎: 𝙳𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 @devinkay_]

well i’ll be damned

[𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎: 𝙳𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 @devinkay_]

anytime someone asks Sam what to get our 1 year old for his birthday, he says the only thing left on his list is a PlayStation 5

[𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎: 𝙳𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 @devinkay_]

anytime someone asks Sam what to get our 1 year old for his birthday, he says the only thing left on his list is a PlayStation 5

[𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎: 𝙳𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 @devinkay_]

woke up mad at the world that you can get away with murder as long as it’s caused by fentanyl.

[Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid @Staceballs]

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman

[𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎: 𝙳𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 @devinkay_]

@itsleviOsa934 just when i thought it couldn’t get any crazier ??? this is WILD

[𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎: 𝙳𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 @devinkay_]

full circle moment that 7 years ago Sam was just the pizza delivery driver that made me nervous at work & now our baby loses his shit & claps like crazy when ms rachel sings “pizza baby, pizza baby, PIZZA BABY!”

[𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎: 𝙳𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 @devinkay_]

one time this girls resume had 4 years off & she put it under professional experience as “self care 2020 - present”😭

[Scott @cafeviolenza]

Do employers actually care about “gaps in your resume”? Like can’t you just be like “yeah I decided not to work for a year” as a flex?

[𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎: 𝙳𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 @devinkay_]

Sam & i have done this & one time we said the same word the very first time 🥹

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

I am soooo playing this game

[𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎: 𝙳𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 @devinkay_]

bought a rotisserie chicken just to realize i will never be a pull apart a rotisserie chicken type bitch. gimme that shit pre-shredded for twice the price.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

pregnancy is crazy u really come home wit someone u don’t know wit no teeth

[𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎: 𝙳𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 @devinkay_]

i snagged one, don’t give up

[🥐 @cr0issantitties]

I have very high hopes of being with a man who treats me sooo good even tho I'm a fckin bitch

[𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎: 𝙳𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 @devinkay_]

i’m sooooo grateful that everything that “didn’t work out” ended up not only working out but being better than i could’ve dreamed. forever trusting God & the process. i don’t deserve this life. 🥹

[𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎: 𝙳𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 @devinkay_]

you people have worms for brains

[𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎: 𝙳𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 @devinkay_]

@Ari_Hannaa We got one of those when I was pregnant with our first & I am glad we have it! This baby’s just so interested in food, I feel like we HAVE to do blw w him 😂

[𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎: 𝙳𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 @devinkay_]

trying baby led weaning this time around & it’s actually so scary lmao

[Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff]

We're about to hit "dark when you leave for work / dark when you come home" weather

[Daenerys @hiiii_steph]

Zach Bryan writing the most amazing lyrics while also being a shit human being is very conflicting for me

[𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎: 𝙳𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 @devinkay_]

kids crying cause they’re tired will never make sense to me like bro just close your eyes

[𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎: 𝙳𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 @devinkay_]

forever & a day 🤍🖤