Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid

I’m the Ansel Adams of slapping a filter on pics of my lunch

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman

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@SausageActual 🫡

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You’re right… I deserve a Costco hotdog

[astro in real time @astroinrealtime]

aries, stop ignoring what your heart wants. your happiness matters too.

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EDW is a super pac through which AIPAC funnels funding btw 🫤

[Marshall Zelinger @MarshallZNews]

NEW: Colorado Congresswoman Brittany Pettersen (D) confirms she was at EDW event ahead of missing an impeachment vote on Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth.

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@XXLrgPopcorn Judas

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Mentally and emotionally preparing to decorate for Christmas…

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He’s been systematically knocking every ornament off, working his way up to this, his destructive magnum opus

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@Cactuscali19912 Speaking of good male leads, George MacKay is always great. Loved him in 1917, and if you haven’t seen Marrowbone (2017), I highly recommend

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Now yearning… I mean, watching 🫡

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Just sneezed so loud I scared my cat… Siri? Play ‘father figure’ by George Michael

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@Cactuscali19912 Yes! I just learned this a few weeks ago! She got her mama’s talent for sure

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

If inflation hits the price of apples any harder I might as well just get health insurance

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@Cactuscali19912 I kept saying the same thing! I realize it was meant to be a visual representation of her wild and passionate nature, but P and I decided the hair dept. simply hated her

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Together (2025)

[rat liker @rat_liker]

I tried baking two separate loaves of bread and they said "absolutely not"

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@SolitaryBoy1250 As someone who regularly apologizes to the dishwasher when I trip over its open door, I understand the feeling

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@TotalFandom I know it received mixed reviews, but I really enjoyed it

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@Cactuscali19912 I really liked it! Daisy Edgar-Jones was magnificent, and the YEARNING??? 🥰

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@snowedinspider @PerryPerihelion You should! I’m also reallllly psyched for River

[erica @ericanextdooor]

wait is gary worse than north korea

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@NDen42 I resent this song