Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid

I’m the Ansel Adams of slapping a filter on pics of my lunch

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman

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Ok yay ❤️

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JUST IN: Data centers begin using "forever chemicals" instead of water to keep AI cool.

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@SpaghettiCheeks 😂 no worries at all

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Just got my 4th “hey girlie” DM in the last couple of weeks. I’ve no interest in anyone’s Twitter boyfriend, I just want to make dumb jokes on the interwebz

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@SpaghettiCheeks #whatdatmean

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@YL2SI_ 😂😂😂. That would soooo much worse!

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@joebuck125 🫡

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@joebuck125 Oh right, my bad

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Why the fuck not? Sounds fun as hell

[✨ @abolishcxps]

Why the fuck is it called Raccoon City

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@X_tinek Real

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@joebuck125 💀💀💀

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This

[Café Bustelo @sheabutterbby_]

Omg maybe I just like him and enjoy his company? Maybe he makes me laugh? Maybe I like being thrown around by a giant man? Maybe I like having my head cradled in someone’s sons big bicep? Y’all are so strict!

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@muppetspice Y is it thooooo??? 😭

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@br0sferatu This place is a cesspool lol

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@X_tinek Right?! 😂 the territorialism of it all is so crazy to me

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@ohgeorgeishere I haven’t seen it yet either, got tickets for Monday 🫡

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Scoping out showtimes for Resident Evil…

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@keithdorejel Don’t feel bad, I screamed so loud during one of the jump-scares in Weapons, that everyone else in the theater laughed at me 💅🏻

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@TheaLanden Yeah my only issue is where I’m going to store it! My apartment only has so much space 😅

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My aunt came to visit and surprised me with all of my late-grandmother’s china, and… jfc it’s sooooo pretty

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

My buddy told a witch he'd let her change him into a seagull in exchange for six beers

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@croptopsllc I’m only invested when CU plays, other than that I’m like, “this is boring, when do they kiss?”