Kevin Dent

Stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder

Original Member of Team RALLY CAR

[Kevin Dent @DevinPKent]

Had this dream I was at Jabbas Palace for a fundraiser and the band was doing a cover of Fantastic Voyage and this dude was KILLING it

[Kevin Dent @DevinPKent]

Paper towel and toilet paper tolls are always trying to tell me 2=4 or 4=8 or some shit but I'm not falling for it!

[Kevin Dent @DevinPKent]

I don't want to hear anymore about the "humble grape" - that's a front running showboat fruit all day

[Kevin Dent @DevinPKent]

Real Eyes Realize Burl Ives

[Kevin Dent @DevinPKent]

This two tone baloney sandwich concerns me!

[Kevin Dent @DevinPKent]

Me and the homes sharing the last Butter Rum Dum Dum from the Halloween candy bucket

[Kevin Dent @DevinPKent]

Sitting here thinkin bout the queen.. dang 😔 🙏 @Ford When will you be unveiling the new 2025 Crown Liz sedan? #CrownVic #Comfort #SmoothRide #V8 #VforVictoria

[Kevin Dent @DevinPKent]

@AdamSchefter K

[Kevin Dent @DevinPKent]

Las Vegas sphere looks like shit

[Kevin Dent @DevinPKent]

Ass whoopin time

[Kevin Dent @DevinPKent]

You're gonna cry
96 beers
Come on now cry
Cry cry cry
96 beers

[Kevin Dent @DevinPKent]

At the intersection of Salute to Service and No Shirt No Shoes No Service

[Kevin Dent @DevinPKent]

I was just promoted at work and now only have 7 promotions to go until I'm running the company

[Kevin Dent @DevinPKent]

A gigantic ham system has appeared across the Southern US just in time for the Easter Weekend!

[Kevin Dent @DevinPKent]

🚨 🚨 🚨 Reply All Thread at Work 🚨 🚨 🚨

[🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil]

Working on site today

[Kevin Dent @DevinPKent]

Maybe they were playing Euchre during the last supper ??

[Consumer’s Beverages @ConsumersBeer]

Another playoff ticket giveaway!

Giveaway: (2) tickets to Sunday's football game!
Rules: Follow us, retweet this post, winner will be picked and messaged Saturday, Jan 21st, 2023 @ noon!

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

Wild Card tickets. Parking passes.
And all the tailgate supplies. 

RETWEET for your chance to win the Ultimate @LabattUSA Playoff Game Day: https://t.co/3tSLWUqvty

[Kevin Dent @DevinPKent]

@spotieotieamie 😍