Devin Shaw

I love baseball, books, flicks and cats. I practically live at the movie theater.

[Devin Shaw @DevinShaw4]

Mookie is gonna win MVP.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i liked your outfit in vanity fair

[Devin Shaw @DevinShaw4]

@wydsilent Kedrick Brown and Vitaly Potapenko immediately popped into my head.

[Devin Shaw @DevinShaw4]

@luckilyenough I mean ultimately you aren’t missing much. What the director thinks is important will be in every aspect ratio. The expanded frame, while really cool and often times awe-inspiring, is superfluity for the sake of spectacle. Nolan ain’t cutting off Matt Damon’s head in a shot haha

[Devin Shaw @DevinShaw4]

People shouldn’t use their phones during performances anyway. Don’t be a loser and live in the moment. The giant glowing screen blocking everyone’s view ruins other people’s enjoyment of the show. Comedy has been doing the locked bag thing for years—this isn’t new.

[willforthrill @willforthrill]

I loathe this mentality. Part of the deal of being a famous artist is that once you present your art to the world it no longer belongs to you! If you don’t want people to hear the songs yet then don’t play them!

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

NEW RULE FOR DEMOCRATS:
When they go low, we go whatever level Hunter Biden is at.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

You’re literally running cover for Jeffrey Epstein. STFU.

[The Twins Almanac @TwinsAlmanac]

If Shohei Ohtani would have played in Babe Ruth’s era, his career would have ended his rookie season when he tore his ulnar collateral ligament for the first time.

[Foster the Prankster @FosterThePrnxtr]

This nigga having public interracial gangrªpe fantasies about his daughter. What in the actual fuck???

[himpath (francis etc) @gorgeousbrains]

marvel trying to sponge a little clout off the backrooms. what a time to be alive.

[Devin Shaw @DevinShaw4]

YUP

[thomas 🎥🍿 @tommylovesfilm]

AMC A-Listers deserve first priority access to high demand screenings

[Jack Raines @Jack_Raines]

Hunter Biden is proof that posters are born not built. Musk will never achieve 1/10th of this guy’s ability

[Devin Shaw @DevinShaw4]

Apple is on such a heater. Everything they’re making is incredible.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Trump is passed out in the Oval Office right now. 25TH AMENDMENT NOW!

[Paulina Mangubat 🫏 @paulinaVEVO]

Hell yeah

[iza @izamamaa]

Wasn’t her husband assassinated in broad daylight here in the U.S. while Trump was president?

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Before AI we had Zach King

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

20% in the scary movie franchise is like a 12 minute standing ovation at the cannes film festival

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Indistinguishable from the onion

[Devin Shaw @DevinShaw4]

@Donttalkto617 @CelticsGRD @Savageboston @bizjournals He has a 10+ million dollar mansion in the burbs haha I think the penthouse has been on the market for a while or is just a flop house in the city.