Obi-Wan Can Someone Hold Me

Port Aransas dope dealer

[Obi-Wan Can Someone Hold Me @DevinSloan15]

Italian Limp Bizkit: I did it all for the gnocchi

[vandul @_vandul]

To Dolly Parton: rest now, sister. We have the watch. And I will see you in Valhalla.

[Obi-Wan Can Someone Hold Me @DevinSloan15]

@zangoalpha

[Crack Amico @CrackAmicoRAP]

Chelsea Handler DISS TRACK 🤫

[Thomas Massie for Congress @MassieforKY]

I did not see this coming, but my election has become an inflection point for our whole country. Today we make history.

Will you be part of this historic day by voting, calling friends who can vote, posting to social media, or making a donation?

Spread the word fellow patriots!

[mark normand @marknorm]

If the Kleenex under my teenage bed came to life

[𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙨 @oklahowa]

San Antonio Spurs fans when the PA announcer tells them to get on their feet and make some noise

[Aron Fromm @aronfromm]

A little short I made about Norm.

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

Me after Jasmine Crockett and Dan Crenshaw both lose their elections in Texas 🇺🇸

[Matt McCusker @mattwritesbooks]

👻👻👻

[Obi-Wan Can Someone Hold Me @DevinSloan15]

We got the JFK files before we got GTA6

[Obi-Wan Can Someone Hold Me @DevinSloan15]

Thanks for the heads up @StubHub

[Obi-Wan Can Someone Hold Me @DevinSloan15]

And also fuck State Farm

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

NOT TERRIBLE @mattwritesbooks

#CollegeGameDay

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

BIDEN:

[AB @AB84]

Cracker of the Day #CTESPN

@Shanemgillis

[Luis J. Gomez @luisjgomez]

Poor Richard Simmons. We mourned him for 8 minutes.

[NEW YORK KNICKS 2026 CHAMPS @LETSCASHSLIPS]

@AB84 Many men ! 🤌🏻🇺🇸

[mark normand @marknorm]

“Now we’ve both been shot in the face”

- Stormy Daniels

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Come for the king… you better not miss