Alice Devine

[Alice Devine @DevineAlice]

@BorisJohnson

[Alice Devine @DevineAlice]

“Music is perhaps the most rewarding distraction available to us as human beings.” @JamesAcaster 🙏🏻

[Alice Devine @DevineAlice]

Stop using pickles as bread!
It’s no bene mate!
#picklefail #breadnotpickles #imglutenfreeandevenidisagree

[Alice Devine @DevineAlice]

People who ask what day it is are too happy to care ❤️

[Alice Devine @DevineAlice]

Balance has been restored...ginger emojis and a spirit level app! #gingershaveemotionstoo #shelferection

[Alice Devine @DevineAlice]

@BBC6Music Ooh baby do you know what that’s worth? Ooh Heaven is a place on earth 🌏 #gratefultobealive

[Alice Devine @DevineAlice]

Wine is sunlight held together by water 🥂

[Ian Laking @IHLaking]

can we all take a second to appreciate the fact that someone made a portrait of dwayne johnson using rubik’s cubes

[Alice Devine @DevineAlice]

Fulfilled and loving life! Family, friends, food and hard work is what keeps me Alice *Alive..if I was a sim my bars would all be 100% #SorryNotSorry #namepun #balance #simsbars

[Alice Devine @DevineAlice]

The only person who suits a waistcoat is Willie Wonka. Everyone else just stop it! #williewonkaswaistcoat

[Alice Devine @DevineAlice]

Biggie sipped champagne when he was thirsty.....I just eat crisps! #potatosquad

[Alice Devine @DevineAlice]

Gal just Freud-ian slipped up.....#recunt #recount #whoops

[Alice Devine @DevineAlice]

She wearing a red suit?!?!?! #maybecray #SNPyoubetterdont #tailbetweenyourlegs

[Alice Devine @DevineAlice]

Leytonstone bathroom bants! #fuckthetories #votelabour #dontpissawayyourvote @ The Red Lion E11 https://t.co/M9Bbiq0WuY

[Alice Devine @DevineAlice]

Do it! https://t.co/Dvz9O1tfHe

[Alice Devine @DevineAlice]

Vanilla! The king of flavours... 1520 Aztec gold! Orchid pods of wow! If I'm having vanilla ice cream #thatswhy #notbland #mexicanflavour

[Alice Devine @DevineAlice]

@RusseLucas does it again 😍 Another wonderful piece of theatre @CanalCafe. A Brilliant cast + a great story = The Understudy...GO SEE IT!!

[Alice Devine @DevineAlice]

Wind!

[Alice Devine @DevineAlice]

So, Hair Dounts!! How to make a woman....late, magnetic and look like a camels arsehole 🐪#rottenringpiece

[Nick Hern Books @NickHernBooks]

We're starting the campaign: Phoebe Waller-Bridge for #DoctorWho.