Devin

I write jokes and draw famous people.

[Devin @Devinwallaceart]

Being a millennial is just watching Fleabag and thinking 'I do that!'

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I will never ever forgive Charli XCX for that beyond utter shite Wannabe cover. I don't understand why there isn't more anger about this.

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@realjoebates Dry toast and a cup of tea. Or if it's too late a meal deal consisting of a BLT, Irn Bru and your own choice of crisps.

[Devin @Devinwallaceart]

@ReeceDundridge I prefer to say 'bye' and let them see my smile fade.

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@thekareem I remember what a mindfuck it was when I found out she's Sarah in Ab Fab too.

[Devin @Devinwallaceart]

Update on my health: My tonsils are so enlarged that they have been described as 'kissing'.

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@kittyhcomedy This is a bad dream.

[Devin @Devinwallaceart]

Can I have a bacon roll please someone

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When I type 'night' and auto correct changes it to 'Buhari' - when have I or will I ever use Buhari in a conversation? I don't even know what that is.

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@realjoebates Sounds like an ad for a cult - not that I would know...

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@realjoebates I really wish they would return to the feel good sound they cultivated in the 90s.

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Is it wrong to have a one night stand just because you've washed your sheets and they're not quite dry yet?

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If I call you hun I'm referring to you as a member of a warlike Asiatic nomadic people who invaded and ravaged Europe in the 4th–5th centuries.

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@dedetrixibelle Bridget Jones: The Edgeware of Reason.

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I just full on caressed a man's hand on the tube by mistake.

[Devin @Devinwallaceart]

Me when someone taps me on grindr.

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Me as soon as the lift doors close.

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My Saturday nights are just me dancing to Mabel with all the lights off pretending that I'm trying to get over a man who never even existed.

[Devin @Devinwallaceart]

@paulwdoctor @VauxhallComedy @TheFreeFringe By that time I might have a decent set together.

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This Sunday me and Reece McLaughlin are previewing our Edinburgh show at @VauxhallComedy at 2pm. An opportunity for both my Twitter fans to see my tweets read out in real life! See you there!

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@dedetrixibelle Well played.