Honse

Can o corn and I’ll be fine

[Honse @DevitosLibido]

Sending out an amber alert because I lost my vape

[Honse @DevitosLibido]

It’s so hot out my balls exploded

[Honse @DevitosLibido]

Playing angry birds during the divorce hearing #WorldCupFever

[Honse @DevitosLibido]

Can we make the words bigger, I’m trying to drive

[Honse @DevitosLibido]

@impeachpicnic @wobblymami this is for you

[Honse @DevitosLibido]

@BrianTcity Everytime you shave your head you cause your own twink death

[Honse @DevitosLibido]

She still on my skin till I rumple

[Honse @DevitosLibido]

Imma be a scrapper but for no profit, stealing lawn chairs and lug nuts just to shovel into the barn

[Honse @DevitosLibido]

Sleep, is the cousin of deaf, huh

[Honse @DevitosLibido]

@BESITOBABY

[Honse @DevitosLibido]

What year will it be okay to laugh at the handicapped, asking for myself

[Honse @DevitosLibido]

I could eat a whole loaf of bread for a meal and feel adequate for a while

[Honse @DevitosLibido]

Am I able to passed a 4x4 Lego brick without laxatives

[Honse @DevitosLibido]

Does a pinky promise hold up in court

[Honse @DevitosLibido]

Everything I do makes me mad and I can’t even begin to fix the issue

[Honse @DevitosLibido]

“Slipping off the henny, put out a fiddy and get gigiddy” - MLK

[Mervin @holeliker]

jacking off is not enough i need pussy

[Honse @DevitosLibido]

Someone’s gotta break the mold and make a new kind of animal, I bored with eating chicken

[Honse @DevitosLibido]

It takes one sip of a nice cold beer to make me an avid chainsmoker

[Honse @DevitosLibido]

I just can’t explain to you how important my vintage collector’s edition of burnt plastic is to me

[Honse @DevitosLibido]

It’s a triple decker McChicken kind of morning