Devin Jones

Almost exclusively retweeting political news and The Onion. It's to on you to figure out which is which.

[Brian @bsk8rb]

@landondonovan Great time to mention Trump got rid of the previous administrations regulations to hold airlines accountable and reimburse passengers for delays or cancelled flights

[Math Files @Math_files]

The sooner you know, the better

[SR(X)K Nephew @KELVlN_FILTER]

Saw in the replies that this guy has never seen Mad Men.

Pete Campbell? He thought of that. Turned out it already existed, but he arrived at it independently.

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

"you're 8 months behind on chipotle klarna payments because you've been saving up for the spacex ipo?"

[Jason Crawford @jasoncrawford]

May your marriage be a warning to your enemies

[Snarcasm Queen @MoreOrLessAMess]

The most disturbing part about this video is if she did have a right hand, the ticket would stand, her insurance rates would go up, if she had a cdl, her company might fire her.

We give entirely too much weight to the testimony of cops who refuse to believe they were ever wrong

[TylerCWhitmore @TylerCWhitmore]

We are currently:

- 19 days away from Disclosure Day
- 54 days away from The Odyssey
- 131 days away from Digger
- 208 days away from Dune: Part Three

Eating good at the movies in 2026

[Nick Davidov @Nick_Davidov]

The biggest bullshit move by DHS in its history. So everyone on a O1 or H1B visa would have to stop working legally in the US, go back to their country and wait for years of backlog? This includes top scientists in our universities, founders of billion dollar companies (at least 3 just in our portfolio would be affected by the way). And if we look at individual countries it becomes even more bs. Indians would have to wait decades. Russians don’t have anywhere to go (there is no US embassy in Russia, hello?).

This is the worst imaginable way to disrupt important work for the country and pretend you’re fighting some loophole.

[hannah gais @hannahgais]

It’s worth noting that when Jan. 6 happened, the pro-Trump right used dozens of conspiracy theories to try and offload blame from themselves—e.g., claiming it was “antifa,” “feds.” Now, they seem keen to just admit they did it—all of it—and it was good.

[Devin Jones @Devjmedia]

Very fair - Dems have done it too. Maybe everyone needs a refreshed here?

Not the same instance, but you won’t find previous Secretaries of HS / “War” constantly playing dress up with SOF units. That’s my main point.

[Devin Jones @Devjmedia]

All these fucking guys do it play pretend. So embarrassing.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Guys, why is a non veteran civilian not in the DOD structure saluting?

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Nothing to see here.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

This is outright theft.

Trump is stealing $1.7 BILLION of your money to set up a totally unprecedented, first-in-American-history political slush fund that he can use to dole out cash to win loyalty and favors for him and his family.

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

I saw this video yesterday and assumed Mike Johnson was on SNL, that’s how outrageously out of touch the Republican party is.

Mike Johnson is actually making an argument that we should allow insider trading because his $170k/year salary is not enough to live off of.

This is the same guy that said a $7.25/hr minimum wage was enough to live on.

[Rachel Leishman @RachelLeishman]

in my ap english exam, we had to write 5 page papers on three different prompts we didn't know ahead of time, all in less than 2 hours. these kids are WEAK

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Me: "Two ribeyes, please. Just the steaks."
Waiter: "Two ribeyes for the table?"
Me: "Two ribeyes for me."
Waiter: [does not write this down]
Me: "Both medium rare."
Waiter: "Are you waiting for someone?"
Me: "No."
Waiter: "Right."
He leaves. He returns with a more senior waiter.
Senior Waiter: "Sir, I understand you'd like two ribeyes."
Me: "Yes."
Senior Waiter: "Together?"
Me: "One after the other is fine."
Senior Waiter: "And no sides."
Me: "Correct."
Senior Waiter: [the long pause of a man calculating whether the kitchen will refuse]
Senior Waiter: "Of course, sir."

They brought out the first ribeye with the energy of a hostage exchange.

The second arrived twelve minutes later with no commentary at all. Acceptance, I think. They had moved through denial, bargaining, and arrived at the meat.

[Devin Jones @Devjmedia]

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[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

IMSA driver Nicky Catsburg's Star Wars Scout Trooper racing helmet 🏁

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[Devin Jones @Devjmedia]

@TheCineprism Super excited for Nolan’s version, but I loved Troy and the design of that horse is just unmatched. Using old ships and driftwood to cobble it together with rope???? So cool.

[Mark Lazerus @MarkLazerus]

The Empire Strikes Back is on, and I realized the AT-AT commander on Hoth is the Guy Who Chose Poorly in The Last Crusade. Then my wife tells me that's the same guy who played Grand Maester Pycelle in Game of Thrones. 🤯

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Hey, remember when Pete Buttigieg and President Biden made airlines give passengers instant refunds if a flight was canceled, and then Trump reversed it and then bankrupted Spirit Air?