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Food

[jord @Devlin_Jordan]

Actions speak ALOT louder than words 🙄

[Myles 🇯🇲🇧🇧 @myles_premium_]

Soon as your mouth starts watering the saxophones are at maximum volume.

[JT @jt_stamford]

That’s since December 2019, now let’s do trophies since then.

Chelsea:
- Champions League x 1
- Club World Cup x 1
- Intercontinental Cup x 1
- Conference League x 1

Manchester United:
- FA Cup x 1
- League Cup x 1

Tottenham Hotspur:
- Europa League x 1

Arsenal:
- FA Cup x 1

Arsenal have the longest serving manager here, but are the least successful club since Arteta’s appointment.

Great flex. 👍🏼

[jord @Devlin_Jordan]

@zarahsultana @Prisoners4Pal No one forced you to do anything you sap. Get a grip, there’s people who actually require ambulances.l.. E.G an elderly person stuck on the floor for hours waiting for an ambulance, but someone CHOOSING to go on hunger strike should get priority? You are an out of touch imbecile

[Ben Leo @Benleo]

The fact these unknown illegal migrants from who knows where are allowed to freely roam the streets of Britain and reportedly waltz into women’s houses is a scandal in itself.

Detention centres with no release until deportation should be the bare minimum.

[Aɴᴛ @AntSpeaks]

Pure Brilliance 💯👏

What an incredibly smart woman!

[James. @afcjxmes]

He’s literally just a kid pursuing his passion, leave him be.

[Jon @jonhotspur1988]

“Oooh quick, that lorry up ahead is indicating let me speed up and create an issue that doesn’t need to be one so I can post it on the internet!”

These fucking nerds man. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[JOAT @joat1917]

Bro thinks he’s Rosa Barks 😭

[Carly Johnson @carlyjohnson123]

Because people used to have a sense of humour and the world hadn't gone mad

[London Fire Brigade @LondonFire]

Quitting smoking could not only protect you & your loved ones from potential fires, it also has many health benefits. Make #NoSmokingDay 2023 the day you quit for good! https://t.co/6OHi9bNYXu

[Bean @Benwright72]

Hypnotist up the pub done us stinking last 🤣

[Wrestling Uncovered @wrestlinuncover]

Shawn Michaels is smiling right now. https://t.co/r9v2lFw3Zd

[Tobias T @TobiasTaylor]

With the queen gone its only right that the new £5 note has our true king on the front of it - Fritz from Catford

[jord @Devlin_Jordan]

🤣🤣

[FPL Birdseye View @FPLBirdseyeView]

Alan Shearer with an early submission for MOTD content of the season. Sublime

[Michael Morgan @mikecmorgan]

Imagine any of my sons ended up like this after a day at school. I’d want answers too…@ALC_SECONDARY, we’re waiting.

[Lenny Etheridge ❤️ @lennythepen]

No one said they were bright 😅😂🤣

[Oliver Salt @olliesalt]

Managed to grab a few words with @davidhaye on all things #EubankJrWilliams ahead of tomorrow’s big middleweight showdown in Cardiff https://t.co/d2XccRKAvF

[AFTER REVIEW, WEST HAM NUMBER 19 @LazarusKumi]

‘Pete and Bas’ Origin story