Rob Hill

Stupid Dumbshit Goddamn Motherfucker

[Rob Hill @DevolvedRob]

@jfazli @averyjack56t A dick in the box was what got them in this mess in the first place

[Rob Hill @DevolvedRob]

@adamnicotera @AFLcomau @RileyBev @gettable_afl They’re talking about end of 2027. Chad will be a FA, so a trade won’t be necessary

[Rob Hill @DevolvedRob]

@CDoubter @Twittah13538791 @sirswampthing @AFL Way too early to be making a call on clear top four. Hawthorn won’t be in the four at the end of this round and may be below North. None of it means shit yet

[Rob Hill @DevolvedRob]

No. Apple Watch, I don’t want to record my walk to the kebab shop on my fitness app

[Rob Hill @DevolvedRob]

@TripDaisyOfcl Where are the Australian dates?

[Rob Hill @DevolvedRob]

@Brocklesnitch One million dollars or one million lablublus?

[Rob Hill @DevolvedRob]

Is there a labour shortage meaning Miss Rabbit has to do all the jobs or is there an unemployment epidemic because Miss Rabbit hasn’t left any jobs for anyone else?

[Rob Hill @DevolvedRob]

@NoContextHumans There are much easier, and less time consuming, ways to kill your kids

[Rob Hill @DevolvedRob]

If anyone here, or one of their kids, squirrelled away a cracker on the floor of one of the family change rooms at Coburg pool, I’m deeply sorry but I believe my son may have found your stash this morning and eaten it

[Rob Hill @DevolvedRob]

The fact that this guy reckons kids don’t form ideas and can’t roughhouse until they’re 3 suggests to me that he has been actively avoiding interacting with his child at all for three years
And that’s not even scratching the surface of the ‘not much for a man to do’ part

[Justin Murphy @jmrphy]

Crazy how long it takes for fatherhood to become fun. My son just turned 3 and I almost want to say I’m only just now starting to find this gig fun, like at all. I guess fathers don’t talk about this because it sounds bad but 0-2 is pretty boring. Not much for a man to do until they can roughhouse and form ideas.

[Rob Hill @DevolvedRob]

Are police dogs #ACAB or are they good boys who just fell in with the wrong crowd?

[Rob Hill @DevolvedRob]

When Jesus turns water into sparkling passionfruit wine, that’s The Passion Pop of the Christ
#jesus #passion

[Rob Hill @DevolvedRob]

@Kidcowboy2 Let’s not jump to any conclusions before we’ve seen the knock on effects of the Bluey episode

[Rob Hill @DevolvedRob]

@didtheswanswin Freo probably can’t afford him anymore (Bolton added to Fyfe, Jackson and Darcy all on close to or over a million), so he might as well stay in Sydney

[Rob Hill @DevolvedRob]

@BicycleAdagio @elyobo It’s showing on mine and a bit of paint on the road seems to pass

[Rob Hill @DevolvedRob]

@bronxbaumer @clhubes This isn’t even the part of the Wikipedia article that best answers the question

[Rob Hill @DevolvedRob]

@JGStarky @zanerednwhite Has Grainger-Barrass been delisted, or just speculated?

[Rob Hill @DevolvedRob]

@dustedknuckles @WhateleySEN I hope North play WCE and Sydney in those games

[Rob Hill @DevolvedRob]

@OhAeroHD @didtheswanswin Our leading goal kicker for the season is bottom six?

[Rob Hill @DevolvedRob]

@ajajahahahjaaj Cripps’ hit out gets him over the line