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I’d even cut my hair and change my name...

[! @DevonHopeful]

Tb to the days when we shot people up, took clean squad pics and passed out from partying too hard 😈

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Law & Order: Microaggression Victims Unit

[Craft Gallery @5min__crafts]

Different ways to tie shoelaces

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Giant shopping 😂

https://t.co/iacX6ZR5zb

[V̷a̷t̷o̷r̷ @VatorSports]

@BleacherReport @sam_amick McGregor was like

[𝓑𝓩𝝑𝝔 @mamacitaxbri]

One thing about me, I know how to be cordial with EVERYBODY. I can know you don’t like me, in competition w/me, talk about me, envy me, judge me, and hate on me. I’m STILL gonna smile,speak, and maybe even hold a conversation with you, because at the end of the day that’s a PERS-

[Cam Heartless @camharless]

every american president, but they're all cool and they all sport a mullet

46. Joe Biden

[! @DevonHopeful]

see y’all next holiday season🎃

[Alp @alplicable]

Might be my best AI-generated art prompt to date. I give you “Pikachu painted by Monet”.

[Chris Josephs @Chrisjjosephs]

Two days ago the NYT posted an investigation into politicians trading stocks

They found that 81 Democrats & 101 Republicans filed up to 3,700 trades and $100M in possible volume

Many had 100% winners, with some perfectly timed

Here’s examples of just how good they were

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

damn pikachu is ballin

[iraorla 🍉 @orlacsm]

“We are trying for a baby!” Oh so you’re just rawdogging every night? And you’re telling everyone at the dinnertable including your nan?

[Leon Lush @LeonLush]

wtf is this I’m obsessed

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman numerals!

IM LIVID.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

This is a very powerful way to use urban art

[Gali @GalileaFarias]

FYI Arizona Humane Society is waiving ALL adoption fees for ALL dogs and cats starting today until July 31st ! 🥰

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

As you may have heard The James Webb Space Telescope will be releasing "data from its first five targets" on Tuesday. I'm no astronomer but here's what I've gathered about what that means, and what we'll see.