Devon Lite

Breaking news, Events and Entertainment from the county of Devonshire County, in the Unified Kingdom of Great Briton. (Next to Cornwall) #devon #satire

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CORONAVIRUS TESTS POSITIVE FOR DONALD TRUMP

Let’s all hope and pray, depending on your cognitive intelligence, that the virus gets well soon.

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@RochdaleHerald Belsize Park. Down to Chalk Farm. Cheeky Stockholm switch.

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@tnewtondunn We love parody accounts.

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///Easter Most Confusing Holiday claims think tank///

Easter is the most confusing holiday, claims a multi faith think tank, very much as the title suggests.
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@RochdaleHerald Yet stockpiles of pollen are at an all time national low, due to swingeing Tory cuts, as we flagged up last year.

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@ThePopCriminal @John_Lloyd @MarkCleeve Yes. We hope you enjoyed it.

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Is it raining where you are?

Here are DL's top 5 suggestions for when there is an...Open Heaven in Devon! #devon #rain #whereyouare
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///Tesc-Oh no you don’t///

An elderly human in North Devon, has failed in her bid to bake the worlds largest scone, after Tesco Delivery horror. Read More...
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Boffins at Exeter's university, Exeter University, have revealed that a staggering 53% of the areas male population and 49% of females can't be bothered most of the time.

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@ArgyleUsa ...Oh and Exeter. Though less so.

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@ArgyleUsa We’ll look in to this for you ArgyleUSA. The good behaviour of our fans is vital to the continued positive branding of the Plymouth of City. DL

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///Russian Fraudsters Target Devonians By Televising Argyle Game///

Russia is believed to have been behind the cyber-attack on honest Devonian football fans today by choosing to stream Plymouth Argyle's match versus Forest Green Rovers (FGM)
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@ArgyleUsa @SimonHallett Scientist’s predict our Galaxy will collide with Andromeda in approximately 4.5 billion years. So yes.

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///Giant balloon raised over Crediton to deflect rain, blown away by gentle gust///

///Exeter man refuses to come out of bomb shelter 77 years after end of blitz///

///Tesco rebrands as Tescos to prevent confusion in South West///

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///Argyle players fined after leaving hearts and souls on the pitch///

“It’s not our job to clean up after them” FA official tells DL.

///Fun facts 85% less fun than claimed, Exeter Uni. study shows///

///Subbuteo Sea Angling tournament kicks off in Brixham///

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@ArgyleUsa Mostly confusion, with a smattering of stifled laughter, a veneer of visceral anger, and two male fans are being currently treated by St.Johns for anaphylactic shock.

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@RochdaleHerald To be fair, one Carribean Island looks very much like another. We were supposed to cover the Clyst St. Mary Celebrity Pasty Bake Off, but sent our entire reporting team to Ottery St. Mary. We’ve since lived it down by largely ignoring any complaints.