🦈Chance🐬Keyes🐙

Even my mom thinks I'm ugly.

[🦈Chance🐬Keyes🐙 @Devonian_450MYA]

"Tell me all about it, I love to hear it
The way I ruin everything I touch
I never thought I'd get to say I'm sorry
But then again I think you ask too much"

[🦈Chance🐬Keyes🐙 @Devonian_450MYA]

@BradKrysko @WingedWheelPod I'm at the game. Should've brought lube.

[🦈Chance🐬Keyes🐙 @Devonian_450MYA]

@WingedWheelPod I really don't understand what is happening

[🦈Chance🐬Keyes🐙 @Devonian_450MYA]

@WingedWheelPod Too bad it's on NHL Network. Makes it inaccessible out of market.

[🦈Chance🐬Keyes🐙 @Devonian_450MYA]

@HKYJersey Larkin, 3XL, white

[Hockey Jerseyz @HKYJersey]

🚨TEAM USA JERSEY GIVEAWAY🚨

We’ve decided to giveaway the Nike 2026 Olympics Team USA authentic jersey! In honour of the gold medal win🥇🦅

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To enter:

1. FOLLOW @HKYJersey
2. LIKE ❤️ & RT 🔄 this tweet.
3. Reply with the size & player

[🦈Chance🐬Keyes🐙 @Devonian_450MYA]

@HKYJersey USA, 3XL, Larkin

[Hockey Jerseyz @HKYJersey]

🚨CANADA & USA JERSEY GIVEAWAY🚨

We’ve decided to giveaway the 2026 Olympics Team Canada & USA authentic jerseys!l in honour of the gold medal game🥇

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To enter:

1. FOLLOW @HKYJersey
2. LIKE ❤️ & RT 🔄 this tweet.
3. Reply with the country, size & player

[🦈Chance🐬Keyes🐙 @Devonian_450MYA]

@UMvsEveryone If true, and Skubal leaves, I think I'm done with the Tigers until they're sold.

[🦈Chance🐬Keyes🐙 @Devonian_450MYA]

@BizNasty2point0 @Gtrimbl @TNTSportsUS Crashing out over a poverty franchise. I guess the dude needs to stay relevant somehow.

[🦈Chance🐬Keyes🐙 @Devonian_450MYA]

@DetroitRedWings @BizNasty2point0 be crying. What a dweeb.

[🦈Chance🐬Keyes🐙 @Devonian_450MYA]

@NHL if I pay for ESPN+, don't put games exclusively on the NHL Network. I'm watching the Fan Duel Detroit broadcast anyway. The NHL Network is the worst sports network. Let me lay for all of the games. @espn

[🦈Chance🐬Keyes🐙 @Devonian_450MYA]

@HKYJersey 2XL or 3XL USA Larkin

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🚨2026 OLYMPICS JERSEY GIVEAWAY🚨

We’re giving away authentic 2026 Winter Olympics national team jerseys of your choice w/ the player you want.

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To enter:

1. FOLLOW @HKYJersey
2. LIKE ❤️ & RT 🔄 this tweet.
3. Reply w/ your size, player & nation.

[🦈Chance🐬Keyes🐙 @Devonian_450MYA]

@WingedWheelPod Decent bit of wins in regulation too. Just in case

[🦈Chance🐬Keyes🐙 @Devonian_450MYA]

@BringHockeyBack Should be DQ'd.

[🦈Chance🐬Keyes🐙 @Devonian_450MYA]

@DetroitRedWings Yo, when are you restocking Centennial Jerseys online?

[🦈Chance🐬Keyes🐙 @Devonian_450MYA]

@NHL You don't even show highlights from the NHL Network broadcast. Stop putting games on there.

[🦈Chance🐬Keyes🐙 @Devonian_450MYA]

@NHL Stop putting games on NHL Network. It's almost impossible to watch them. Idk why they're unavailable if they're on the network. This is like 6 Red Wings games in 3 weeks.

[🦈Chance🐬Keyes🐙 @Devonian_450MYA]

@soIoucity Refs love deciding games nowadays.

[🦈Chance🐬Keyes🐙 @Devonian_450MYA]

@BradKrysko Did Bedard-Docker sleep with someone's daughter?! Hamonic to the Sun.