Dev ૐ

Skincare. Yoga. Lush. ✌️

[Dev ૐ @Devonn7]

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[brooke @ladyefron]

there is no doubt in my mind Pete Davidson has his own set of fairly odd parents

[Caitie Karasik @caitieekk]

One thing about 3pm is she is the end of the day

[Spac𝓮 ⭐️ @spaceeong]

having divorced parents funny cuz why were my parents trading me at the gas station like i’m coke

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

man… mondays suck and lasagna rocks… that big ass cat had it so right

[The Florence + the Machine Fan Club @FATMFanClub]

I AM NO MOTHER, I AM NO BRIDE, I AM KING

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

gorgeous girls say “I’ll just have a little snack” then eat a whole brick of cheese

[Dev ૐ @Devonn7]

Toasting to my first time in 6 years where I am not exhausted from fighting with angry Karens at the mall about why we were out of the best selling bath bomb the day before Xmas. Freedom from retail hell is sweet.

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

depressed sun bisexual moon i love carbs rising

[Erin McGuire Olson @e_mcguire_]

The challenge I’m doing this month is called October and it’s where I just try to get through every day of October

[sara david-hess @SaraQDavid]

please god take slack from us too

[miss kiss @richn0duh]

i’m not girl or boy i am just gorgeous

[Haden Carrillo @CarrilloHaden]

“no” does not mean “convince me” in any circumstance ever

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Hey sorry I didn’t respond my sock was kind of coming down my heel in my shoe and it was all I could think about

[ghosthoney @tylergaca]

I only take constructive criticism from the moon

[trash jones @jzux]

well well well, if it isn’t the bridge i said i’d cross when i came to it

[Dev ૐ @Devonn7]

As of Friday next week, I’m officially out of the retail management game!!!!!Considering the amount of Karens I’ve battled over the last 8 years I should throw myself a retirement party. 💃