DeVonn Hamilton

I had to make this for class so I appear young and hip and look like I know what I’m doing.

[DeVonn Hamilton @DevonnHamilton]

@blainemarie95 Ted Byndy would have loved you.

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Me: *having mental breakdown in kitchen, sobbing* ...and I forgot three assignments and then I got a C on a quiz and...
Chris: it’s still just the beginning of the semester.
Me: *starts sobbing harder*

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@dani_nic Well that’s fucking stupid

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Things that I thought I would never say at a country club vol. 5 (technically)
Grace: something pooped on the patio furniture
Me: god dammit. *walk over* oh thank god it’s not human.

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Things I never thought I would say at a Country Club vol. 3
Me: what kind of ice cream can I get you?
One kid answers and the other farts at me.
Me:.... Did...Did you just fart in my general direction?

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Things I never thought I would hear/say at the Country Club pt.3.
Me: Im sorry to interrupt but due to COVID we can not of groups of more than six at a single table.
Member: No! That’s not fair. We won’t be moving. 🙄

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@dani_nic It definitely keeps you on your toes.

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Things I never thought I would say at a country club pt 2.
Customer: Um I just wanted to see the manager.
Me: Yes, I’m the manager.
Customer: There is some poop on the floor in the bathroom.
Me: Again?!

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Chris going to the bathroom.
Me: No! Don’t leave me! I’m 200 pounds of no one will love me!

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Listening to Lizzo because today fucking sucks and I need something nice and with attitude.

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Had my first experience with a normal person yesterday. How do I know? They were creeped out by bog bodies. Bog bodies are fascinating you weirdo!

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That’s it, worst day of the week. They forgot my hash brown at McDonalds. Bunch of bastards.

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Today I learned that East End Grill is a scratch kitchen that uses locally sourced ingredients. I will have to check it out! #eeg231

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@emma_greves Perfect!

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The further of hospitality will apparently include a Godzilla sized Arthur yelling National Parks! #lehtox8

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Got to show off my writing skills on all of the things that goes into hospitality! #lehtox7

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Halloween themed concepts of marketing! #lehtox6

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Chris and I laying in bed last night:
Chris: what does buenas noches mean?
Me: good night
Chris: wait what? Are you mad at me?

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Really enjoyed listening to the owner of Arni’s talk about his family and nostalgic approach to marketing. Thank you Brad Cohen for your time! #lehtox5

[DeVonn Hamilton @DevonnHamilton]

My husband and I have determined that if we get divorced, we will end up back together after we realize that everyone else sucks. Two weeks tops.