Joker.

If you have to explain the joke, it's not funny! [Literate/Descriptive/21+] [#Zulu] Nobody panics when things go according to plan....

[Joker. @DevotedLunatic]

"Hey! That's my /punch/line! Hahahahaha! Get it?!"

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#Zulu
[Warning: Dark/Violent]

[Joker. @DevotedLunatic]

"Take a wild guess, kitty cat." https://t.co/Qq1MqEyBHC

[Joker. @DevotedLunatic]

"Thank you! So much. So very much." https://t.co/mJTKRznFL1

[ᴄɪɴᴅʏ ᴍᴏᴏɴ | sɪʟᴋ. @ForgottenSpider]

❝Umm, no. Stop that, "darling" thing. And honestly you look like a rare, but strange Pokemon.❞ https://t.co/Dr9FpPPooP

[Joker. @DevotedLunatic]

"You better believe it!" https://t.co/dBAxIAQvSL

[𝗚𝘄𝗲𝗻 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗰𝘆. @SpiderBeat]

Nervous little chuckle as she turns to go.

"Oh, that's...great." https://t.co/XvBE6g1LI6

[Joker. @DevotedLunatic]

"I'll see you round, blondie." https://t.co/ZIR1MLaCaa

[𝗚𝘄𝗲𝗻 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗰𝘆. @SpiderBeat]

"Yeah.../sweet/. That's what it is."

Finger guns, slowly backing away. https://t.co/0MTAvJHNgY

[Joker. @DevotedLunatic]

"Aww.

How sweet." https://t.co/WnZWXcs54X

[𝗚𝘄𝗲𝗻 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗰𝘆. @SpiderBeat]

"Uhh pretty sure I'm not gonna forget /that/ face."

Innocent smile. https://t.co/3KYWYQNNIQ

[Joker. @DevotedLunatic]

"Darlin', call me whatever you like." https://t.co/fHMeYvHMCT

[ᴄɪɴᴅʏ ᴍᴏᴏɴ | sɪʟᴋ. @ForgottenSpider]

❝Umm... but you just-
Wait, who even are you?❞ https://t.co/adkbwROosk

[Joker. @DevotedLunatic]

"Nope.

Joker's the name.

Don't you forget it!" https://t.co/DqRXqMqE7e

[𝗚𝘄𝗲𝗻 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗰𝘆. @SpiderBeat]

Blinks.

Blinks.

Blinks.

"/Right/. Um, so /what/ are you supposed to be? Pennywise's long lost cousin Ralph? You look like a Ralph." https://t.co/QLV6FKyj3P

[Joker. @DevotedLunatic]

"It isn't, gosh darn it." https://t.co/Vzc8PGpKGi

[ᴄɪɴᴅʏ ᴍᴏᴏɴ | sɪʟᴋ. @ForgottenSpider]

❝Darn, I seriously need to catch up with a lot. Wait... is "darn" even still a thing?❞

[Joker. @DevotedLunatic]

"Aren't /you/ beautiful?

I mean... look at you!" https://t.co/JsexJMkEu4

[𝗚𝘄𝗲𝗻 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗰𝘆. @SpiderBeat]

"......oh....heyyyy..." https://t.co/f8IeI93efl

[Joker. @DevotedLunatic]

"Hello!" https://t.co/jMiCuyzrxN

[𝗚𝘄𝗲𝗻 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗰𝘆. @SpiderBeat]

Soooo, in other news, there's a clown following me...

[Joker. @DevotedLunatic]

"You know.

You and /me/.

We could get back at the bat!" https://t.co/ve5nVzQ5jr

[Joker. @DevotedLunatic]

"Oh, Batsy...." A dreamy sigh left the clown, before a sly grin takes hold on his sinister features.

"What /if/.." https://t.co/NzUURZULDp

[Joker. @DevotedLunatic]

"Me? Jealous? /Ha/!

Don't make me laugh. Sure, we've had some good times.

Nothing compared to what you've done." https://t.co/V9iYje74Wd

[Joker. @DevotedLunatic]

"Don't /eat/ me!

I'll taste like gas!" https://t.co/AEwR7zOvkV

[Joker. @DevotedLunatic]

"Help me, Bat-fake!

Zombies are everywhere!" https://t.co/YisLPLAAXb

[Joker. @DevotedLunatic]

"Zombies!!"

[Joker. @DevotedLunatic]

"I did.

You know what I saw?

Some handsome guy.

/Me/!" https://t.co/8wzMucaZja

[Joker. @DevotedLunatic]

"I used to be a comedian, you know." https://t.co/stQ4kyaiV4

[Joker. @DevotedLunatic]

"To me, you're the bad guy.

Haha!" https://t.co/FhpnzPdpN2

[Joker. @DevotedLunatic]

"Oooooooh, you're /jealous/!" https://t.co/0SDRJ3mTbZ