M (parody)

❝Are you ready to get back to work?❞ (#Fake Roleplay Account) #𝙠𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙨

[M (parody) @DevotedPosition]

❝Gᴏᴏᴅ ʟᴜᴄᴋ, 007. Dᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴄᴏᴄᴋ ɪᴛ ᴜᴘ.❞

[ʙᴏɴᴅ @JSBNDM6]

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[M (parody) @DevotedPosition]

https://t.co/Oj4rUOJCdN

Routine disappearing act complete.

This old boy needs to find himself in the Kingsmen verse as well.

[M (parody) @DevotedPosition]

/. Watching QoS and I'm like...omg I forgot how much of a sassy lil bitch he was 😂

[M (parody) @DevotedPosition]

Not to worry. He isn't expecting obedience from Bond anytime soon.

[𝘩𝘶𝘴𝘩-𝘩𝘶𝘴𝘩 @SuturedSecrets]

||“𝘈 𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘶𝘣𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘵𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳."||

[M (parody) @DevotedPosition]

Mmmm, yes. She was a tough one. It was a privilege to have learnt from her.

*She wasn't wrong. His sarcastic and often cynical remarks did tend to make him come across as an arsehole aristocratic.*

Perhaps, I should do better then. A drink, to my predecessor?

[𝙎𝙞𝙘𝙠 𝘽𝙤𝙮 @CH00SELlFE]

Technically speaking, our... Departed M did. She just refused to do so...

You can be, when you want something in my experience. Which is fairly often.

[M (parody) @DevotedPosition]

Mhmm. There's a good lad.

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ 〆,  ‍𝖖𝗎𝖺𝗋𝗍𝖾𝗋．ᕽ 𝑴𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹. @secretumuneris]

not at all. :))

[M (parody) @DevotedPosition]

The life expectancy in our field never tends to reach retirement age.

And I am nice. Most of the time.

[𝙎𝙞𝙘𝙠 𝘽𝙤𝙮 @CH00SELlFE]

If I were the boss of world class, government sanctioned assassins and spies? I would make an effort to be more polite to them.

Never know which of us you could make snap one day...

[M (parody) @DevotedPosition]

How refreshing a change. What could have possibly come over the man?

[M (parody) @DevotedPosition]

Yes, well, if I didn't think you could do your job, you wouldn't be here.

*unfortunately for M, Bond is one of his best.*

*not that he will be saying anything of the sort to the man.*

[˚⟡˖ ࣪ 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐧 * ᴺᴼᵀ 𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑹𝑹𝑬𝑫 .ᐟ ˎˊ˗ @duplexnullus7]

can't deny i'm one hell of an agent though 😁

[M (parody) @DevotedPosition]

I suppose I could rephrase that statement.

[𝙎𝙞𝙘𝙠 𝘽𝙤𝙮 @CH00SELlFE]

Now, that's not very nice of him, is it?

[M (parody) @DevotedPosition]

You're currently my favorite employee. Just don't let it go to your head.

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ 〆,  ‍𝖖𝗎𝖺𝗋𝗍𝖾𝗋．ᕽ 𝑴𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹. @secretumuneris]

you’re going to make me blush, sir.

[M (parody) @DevotedPosition]

It's true. You're a pain in my neck and you know it.

[M (parody) @DevotedPosition]

If all agents were like Q, he'd have far less headaches.

[M (parody) @DevotedPosition]

"Yes. Keep an eye on Bond's movements. I'm keeping him in country until I see fit to loosen his leash."

He's being petty and he knows it. But he also didn't particularly care.

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ 〆,  ‍𝖖𝗎𝖺𝗋𝗍𝖾𝗋．ᕽ 𝑴𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹. @secretumuneris]

fingers pulling the envelope, fishing the flash drive from it. interesting.

“of course. i’ll get on it right away. anything else you’d like me to do, sir?”

[M (parody) @DevotedPosition]

"Not with that, Q, thank you for the offer. However,"

Fingers pulling open a desk drawer, retrieving a small yellow envelope.

"Double-oh-nine brought this flash drive back. I need you to bypass its security. I want all the data from it."

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ 〆,  ‍𝖖𝗎𝖺𝗋𝗍𝖾𝗋．ᕽ 𝑴𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹. @secretumuneris]

a small smile being offered, though he understands perfectly how complicated that can be. a nod.

“i see. do you … perhaps need any help?”

[M (parody) @DevotedPosition]

"As welcome as the tea is, I'm curious as to why you're popping up so early in my office. Something I should know about?"

Blue eyes focusing on Subiean.

[. ݁ ོོ 𝓢𝐔𝐁𝐈𝐄𝐀𝐍 𝓓𝐈𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐀 ˚. * @OracleDibara]

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Giving a rather amused glance, Subiean chuckles. “ One would hope after years of practice, though the praise warms me nonetheless.”

[M (parody) @DevotedPosition]

"Hmm-, oh, thank you, Q."

Taking the cup with great enthusiasm and gratitude.

"Apologies, I've been up all night cleaning up double-oh-sevens mess in Bruges. And believe me, the Belgium Prime Minister is just as grumpy as I am without coffee."

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ 〆,  ‍𝖖𝗎𝖺𝗋𝗍𝖾𝗋．ᕽ 𝑴𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹. @secretumuneris]

tired already, sir?
(pushing some coffee cup towards him)

[VALUABLE ASSET. @RuseWeapon]

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　 　 Ernst Stavro Blofeld.

❝ what took you so long? ❞

spectre supreme leader austrian
unpredictable dangerous ruthless
intelligent sadistic influential
bond verse 18+ dark themes

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